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bam_margera13

1. bam_margera13
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   January 5, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   what the flucking shyat?! wittys not fooking made for god darn cussing. stoop you greedy flapping beaches! save our witty!
   
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2. bam_margera13
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   November 10, 2011 8:52pm UTC
   My boyfriend just called me to inform me he had to take a poop ♥
   
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3. bam_margera13
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   November 6, 2011 6:54pm UTC
   I FEEL LIKE DOING THE THRILLER.
   FOR ABSOLUTLY NO REASON AT ALL:)
   
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4. bam_margera13
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   October 23, 2011 8:51pm UTC
   I just found out im pregnant.
   Im only 15.
   I need someone to talk to.
   please..
   this isnt a joke..im so scared..
   
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5. bam_margera13
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   October 13, 2011 9:06pm UTC
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6. bam_margera13
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   September 27, 2011 12:31am UTC
   I wish you were here...
   Damn damn damn
   What I’d do to have you near near near
   I wish you were here...
   
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7. bam_margera13
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   September 9, 2011 12:59am UTC
   Nothings forever...
   Not even tattoos...
   -kat von D
   
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8. bam_margera13
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   September 5, 2011 2:18am UTC
   RIP SUMMER 2011
   21/06/2011-06/09/2011
   
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9. bam_margera13
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   September 4, 2011 4:17am UTC
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10. bam_margera13
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    September 3, 2011 1:25am UTC
    YOU SAY
    KIDNAPPING
    I SAY "SURPRISE ADOPTION"
    
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11. bam_margera13
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    September 1, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    lets come together and live in this world
    like a unibrow on an Indian girl
    and we should dance dance dance dance, to the stereo types!
    
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12. bam_margera13
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    September 1, 2011 1:47am UTC
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13. bam_margera13
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    August 30, 2011 3:35pm UTC
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14. bam_margera13
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    August 30, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    LOL, IMAGINE HOW MANY
    WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE:(
    QUOTES THERE WILL BE DECEMBER 31ST 11:59...
    
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15. bam_margera13
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    August 30, 2011 12:50pm UTC
    ♥ MADE MY LIFE♥
    Today i came home upset..
    when i walked through the door my cat was sitting there waiting for me like all ways.
    when i said "hey baby" you'll never guess what happend.
    HE SAID "MOMY"!!!!
    not one, but THREE TIMES!!!!
    i love my cat phil, and that was his way of letting me know he loves me too♥♥ ♥
    
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16. bam_margera13
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    August 30, 2011 4:49am UTC
    let love blossom
    We met in grade school, And from that day i knew
    That we would be best friends, But that feeling grew
    We where so close, Stuck together like glue
    But i couldn’t say, how i felt about you
    Just a shy little girl, who didn’t know what to do
    (Chorus)
    You see us as just friends, but we could be more.
    This feeling is too strong, i cant fight it anymore.
    So let love blossom, like never before, never before.
    Everyday i think of you, your always on my mind.
    No other girl compares to you, your one of a kind.
    I know im just your guy friend, but girl im not blind.
    Whenever i smile, you blush every time.
    Tonight i will tell you, how i realy feel.
    What we have could be more, with our love so real.
    You see us as just friends, but we could be more.
    This feeling is too strong, i cant fight it anymore.
    So let love blossom, like never before, never before. (x2)
    I see you smile, and i begin to blush.
    As i walk towards you, trying not to rush.
    This feeling has blossomed, to more than a crush.
    When you said you loved me, who ever knew?
    That in a white chapel, I’d say “i do”.
    And that one day, I’d be marrying you!
    You see us as just friends, but we could be more.
    This feeling is too strong, i cant fight it anymore.
    So let love blossom, like never before, never before...
    song by me, to emogirly1996.
    
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17. bam_margera13
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    August 30, 2011 3:18am UTC
    Fave this and i will..
    Write a song about whatever you want.(1st 3 people)
    Comment “hey beautiful” on your profile for 1 week.(next 5 people)
    Make a quote saying whatever you want (next 10 people)
    Im bored and this will be fun for me and you♥
    
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18. bam_margera13
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    August 29, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    SHAM-WOW?
    OR
    WASH-MOM?
    THINK ABOUT IT.
    
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19. bam_margera13
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    August 26, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    NO, STEVE...
    you cool YOUR jets!
    
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20. bam_margera13
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    August 25, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    hey..guess what.
    what?
    I GOT THE MOVES LIKE
    JAGGER!!!
    
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