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baloogah3

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  1. baloogah3 baloogah3
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    For AP Calculus we had a lunch class once a week. We were just starting derivatives and to get us to remember an important point he made us go stand in the middle of the lobby on one foot and sing
    "The Derivative gives us the slope"
    like a pirate.
    We later sung it at prom while getting a calculus class photo insted of saying cheese

  2. baloogah3 baloogah3
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    - - - Conversation between me and my best friend - - -
    Me: How about bed?
    Me: Its calling me
    Him: :(
    Me: It says it loves me
    Him: I loves you more
    Him: It just wants you to sleep with it

  3. baloogah3 baloogah3
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    September 19, 2012 6:58pm UTC
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    15 six and seven year olds: A STAR!
    Tyler: NO!
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  4. baloogah3 baloogah3
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Mom shared a picture on Facebook saying
    "I'm seriously considering taking my dust bunnies to the vet to have them spayed and neutered!"
    my aunt commented
    "Hahaha ... much cheaper to vacuum them up but hard to do once you've named them."
    only my aunt

  5. baloogah3 baloogah3
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 10:40am UTC
    My guy friend was Tinkerbell for Halloween last year
    He was trying on the dress at my place while Mom was picking up another friend
    Bruce: Just be careful with what you say, you dont want Mom to walk in with Cameron when you yell "Alex take your pants off"
    Later...
    Jessica:
    ALEX TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!

:)

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