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1. baby_brooklyn13
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   October 9, 2011 5:33pm UTC
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2. baby_brooklyn13
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   October 9, 2011 5:10pm UTC
   that hilarious moment when your in the movie theaters and a scary preview comes up and its all quiet and when a scary part comes up and your the only one that screams. then everyone looks at you like you have mental issues....hehe yeah....that's embarrassing....
   
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3. baby_brooklyn13
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   October 8, 2011 10:41pm UTC
   i hate when your bf that you really like gives you butterflies, and you cant stop smiling and you just want to sing...but i love how i can get so high off his love<3
   
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4. baby_brooklyn13
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   September 24, 2011 8:25pm UTC
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5. baby_brooklyn13
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   September 24, 2011 8:08pm UTC
   OOOPS I REALLY DIDNT" MEAN TO SAY THAT:
   girl: hey mom when are you getting home
   mom:soon....why?
   girl: because i'm hungry and i want d!ck
   mom:excuse me?!
   
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6. baby_brooklyn13
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   September 24, 2011 7:58pm UTC
   akward much??
   girl:hey
   boy:hey hey
   girl: watcha doin?
   boy:nothing...hey i heard you gotta new puppy.
   girl:yeah she's the cutest
   boy:okay well cann i come over and play with your pu$$y later on?
   girl: wtf?! huh?
   boy:oh....my bad i meant to put puppy.
   girl:wteva perv i'm locking my door
   
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7. baby_brooklyn13
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   September 24, 2011 7:39pm UTC
   that akward but funny moment when your taking a test and somebody's phone goes off but they're ringtone is the dora explorer theme song
   
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8. baby_brooklyn13
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   September 24, 2011 7:29pm UTC
   !text!
   boy:hey
   girl:hii =)
   boy:yeah....is it okay if i ask you a random question?
   girl: yeah sure....what is it?
   boy:are you a yankee's or philly's fan?
   girl:..well i dnt really watch baseball
   boy:idc just answer the question
   girl:okay...um yankees
   boy:okay...than yank these nuts
   
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9. baby_brooklyn13
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   September 24, 2011 7:22pm UTC
   that akward moment when you relize you like your best friend's boyfriend=p
   
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10. baby_brooklyn13
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    September 24, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    that messed up moment when you find out your ex-boyfriend you've been in love with likes most of your best friends
    
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11. baby_brooklyn13
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    September 24, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    heheh i just rembered something.....when i was five years old i threw toy fire truck at this girls face becuase she stole my animal crackers.....and now im thinkin how i just slapped some boy in the face today becuase he took one of my mcdonald's french fries....wow some things never change
    
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12. baby_brooklyn13
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    September 24, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    !text!
    girl:hey
    boy:was good?
    girl:nothing laying down. wbu?
    boy:I'm doing something
    girl:...is that something my sister???
    boy:umm. no. it's actually your mom.
    
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13. baby_brooklyn13
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    September 24, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    Stupid cancer. We all want a new car, a new phone,an ipod...A person who has cancer only wants one thing.... tosurvive. I know that a lot of you "who think you're too cool" probably won't repost this. Fave this & Repost this honor of someone who died of cancer, survived or is fighting against it now ♥
    
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14. baby_brooklyn13
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    September 24, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    awwww
    LO
    VE <3
    why da f is it so hard to understand
    
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15. baby_brooklyn13
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    September 24, 2011 4:30pm UTC
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16. baby_brooklyn13
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    September 24, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    we've been up and down
    back and forth
    side to side
    and every direction humanly possible
    but what i'm wondering is how are we doing all these things without breaking any bones???
    
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17. baby_brooklyn13
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    September 23, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    AWWWWWW
    I"M
    BOREDDDDDD
    SOMEONE
    FAV
    THIS
    IF
    YOU
    hAVE
    NOTHING
    TO
    DO
    oN
    AFRIDAY
    NIGHT
    
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18. baby_brooklyn13
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    September 23, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    so i'm trying to go widd you but i'm not trying to date you
    
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19. baby_brooklyn13
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    September 10, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    i'mokay chuz god dont makeno junk.
    
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20. baby_brooklyn13
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    September 10, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    hating on me won't make you prettier. <3
    sorry sweet heart but you'll be never be on my level.
    
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