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1. awesomex101
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2010 10:25pm UTC
   so.
   I went and typed in Justin Bieber in the search bar and 512 pages showed up.
   but...
   when i typed in I hate justin bieber...
   3810 PAGES!
   I love Witty Profiles!
   
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2. awesomex101
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2010 6:33pm UTC
   Is giving away goldfish at the carnival animal cruelty?
   
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3. awesomex101
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2009 5:34pm UTC
   Funny Things My Friends Say #1
   Shae: Hey,Laura go ask Mr.Friel if his mom makes good meatloaf;) !
   Laura: umkay...
   Shae: Well...what did he say.
   Laura: He said..."PSHT! Yeah! all fo show".
   LOLs!
   
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4. awesomex101
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2009 7:58pm UTC
   THE other day my brother and i were having
   GOLDFISH wars... i won.
   now thats what I call a good relationship.
   this is all true...
   credit♥��♫
   
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5. awesomex101
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2009 3:04pm UTC
   don't tell me the sky is the limit,
   when there are
   footprints on the
   moon
   
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6. awesomex101
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2009 11:46am UTC
   a stranger stabs you in the
   front: a friend stabs you in the
   back: a boyfriend stabs you in
   the heart.but best friends only
   poke each other with straws (:
   ~dont give me credit just comment if you like it
   
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7. awesomex101
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2009 5:49pm UTC
   When it hurts to look back,
   and you're scared to look ahead,
   you can look beside you
   &&& your best friend will be there.
   [(not mine)]
   
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8. awesomex101
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2009 5:27pm UTC
   xoxlyssa97 (5:24:35 PM): aqo6y7wwq
   xoxlyssa97 (5:24:44 PM): i typed mi name w/ mi nose
   xoxlyssa97 (5:24:46 PM): hehe
   xoxlyssa97 (5:24:57 PM): woow il try again
   xoxlyssa97 (5:25:15 PM): alyssa
   usasoccer22911 (5:25:18 PM): cool
   xoxlyssa97 (5:25:19 PM): omg cool
   usasoccer22911 (5:25:35 PM): shannon
   usasoccer22911 (5:26:36 PM): tht was with my nose
   xoxlyssa97 (5:26:43 PM): haha
   xoxlyssa97 (5:26:45 PM): same
   
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9. awesomex101
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2009 6:54pm UTC
   YESTERDAY is history
   TOMMMOROW is a mistery
   but TODAY is a gift
   
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10. awesomex101
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2009 8:35pm UTC
    WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
    JUST SQUEEZE THEM DARNET!
    
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11. awesomex101
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    i just call your boyfriend a cross dresser..
    and he hit my with his
    PURSE*!
    lol. creddit kEnDaLxoRaEx3 i just changed the words a little bit. * (:
    
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12. awesomex101
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 4:25pm UTC
    when life gives you lemons...
    throw 'em back and say i wanted CCCHHHOOOOCCOOOLLAATTEE ! ! * (:
    
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