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  1. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 11:04am UTC
    -•••{♥} IF•••-
    You still sit at the
    kids table :/
    nmf

  2. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:25am UTC
    & I AM THANKFUL FOR ALL THE TURKEYS
    who gave up their lives so we could stuff our faces more than necessary today.
    R.I.P.
    nmf

  3. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    &i'll be
    staying away from
    the therapist
    i mean, it's all in the name:
    THERAPIST
    nmf

  4. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    imaginary friends;
    Debbie;Joe;Rudolf;Daisy;Harry;Fonzo;Fufu;Jack;Dairy;Boo;
    Alice;Kazoo;Scribbles;Scrappy;Willy;Grumpy;Johnny;Poopy;
    Karen;Eric;Cocoa;Puppy;Todo;Maurice;Calvin;Davey;Truman;
    Scout;Betty Boop;Sally Sue;Louis;Blahblah;Etc;NoName;Bobo;
    Summore;CoolBeans;Strawberry;Kitty;Booger;Invisiboy;Ghosty
    wish i was still a 5 year old

  5. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    M y B r a i n ;
    0.5% planning
    5% reasoning
    5.5% movement
    24% emotion
    65% knowing when to
    Google it

  6. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Test ur tounge
    Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once you found the mistake Find the 1
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999996999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Once you found the N... find the Q
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    find the i lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Now make 2 wishes! *~ they will come true~* Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;) if u don't your wishes won't come true ;( You got 20 minutes! Hurry!!!!!

  7. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:00pm UTC
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    Multitasking isn't always possible

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    That sneaky moment
    when you pee in the ocean
    and someone swims by and is like,
    "Wow, it's really warm right here!"
    and you're like o_0.
    nmf

  9. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Guess
    What?
    Chicken Butt;}
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  10. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Tale as old as time
    True as it can be
    \\\\\\\\\ Barely even friends /////////
    Then somebody bends
    Unexpectedly
    ---------- Just a little change ----------
    Small to say the least
    [[Both a little scared]]
    Neither one prepared
    BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

    Format: Breeze

  11. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    Some day my prince will come
    Some day we'll meet again
    And away to his castle we'll go
    To be happy forever I know
    Some day when spring is here
    We'll find our love anew
    And the birds will sing
    And wedding bells will ring
    Some day when my dreams come true

  12. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    Webkinz
    Keeps me young

    nmf

  13. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    haha!
    credit to biebersbitch
    Dude i wasn't that drunk
    you called justin bieber ugly
    oh god! did you hit me
    right in the face
    thank you

  14. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    What do you c all a black man flying a plane?
    highlight;
    A p i l o t y o u r a c i s t ! !

  15. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    I am form there.
    dammit *form
    ahhh *form
    omffffffg nevermind :/
    {❤} if this happens to you :)
    nmf

  16. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    I'll say "hey"
    You'll say "baby,
    How's your day? "
    I'll say " crazy "
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    I hates it when somebuddy correct grammar on my qoute. :/

  18. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    & I used to always giggle
    that i n t he song "When I Grow Up"
    they were saying, "I wanna have boobies."
    But no, It was groupies : /

  19. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    Live like no one's
    watching

    nmf

  20. ashwood2214 ashwood2214
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    My mom:
    Why is i less than 3 u?

    nmf

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