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ashloring

1. ashloring
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 12:52am UTC
   if a guy pauses his video game to text you back. MARRY HIM!
   
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2. ashloring
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC
   I wasn't that drunk...
   Dude you were taunting my rabbit with a box of Trix.
   
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3. ashloring
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2012 8:10pm UTC
   This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! now read without the word dog (:
   
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4. ashloring
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   February 4, 2012 12:52pm UTC
   people think barbies fake....................... well obviously they haven't met you.
   
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5. ashloring
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   January 22, 2012 8:00pm UTC
   if your gonna act like poop then go sit in the yard
   my mom told me this quote :)
   
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6. ashloring
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 3:42pm UTC
   So stick that in your juice box and suck it ! :D
   
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7. ashloring
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   December 16, 2011 7:21pm UTC
   if Barbie is so famous, then why do you have to buy her friends?
   
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8. ashloring
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   December 11, 2011 9:04pm UTC
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9. ashloring
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 8:58pm UTC
   so a girl heres her boyfriend singing "girl you look better with the lights off, better with the lights off." and she says, "Boy, you only saying that because you pretty much just see me with the lights off."
   hehe :)
   
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10. ashloring
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    look hun, if you dont like my quotes then dont read em.
    i dont care if you guys dont like my quotes, well my question is, if you dont like them then why take the time to comment on em. just keep scrolling down the page :)
    Thank You :) have a nice day :)
    
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11. ashloring
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    so i love justin bieber but when i hear that he actually sings on So Random, im like "Really? Only Like 5 people watch that now that Demi left. It aint gonna boost your career Justin".""
    
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12. ashloring
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    a hobo's on the side of the road holding a sign saying "He'll work for food"
    so a guy throws him a coconut[:
    
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13. ashloring
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    --weed is not a drug. it's a plant. therefore i'm not a dealer, i'm a florist. ♥
    
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14. ashloring
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    December 11, 2011 8:39pm UTC
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15. ashloring
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    November 23, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    I.Love.You.
    
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