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  1. livin_life_young_and_in_love livin_life_young_and_in_love
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    Mom: The best things in life are free.
    Concert Tickets: Hahaha!
    Food: Lol
    Nice Clothes: You're kidding, right?
    Internet: Lawwwlz.
    Books: Sorry, LOL
    Movies: Let's be real, c'mon.
    Ed Sheeran: Actually, it's the worst things in life come free to us, but okay..

  2. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Being Sick in Elementary School:
    Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies!
    Being Sick in High School:
    OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA .

    -tumblr, btw

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC
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  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    I was having a great Friday,
    until someone told me it was only Thursday..

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    disney channel should just
    stop making new shows and just replay all the old ones.

  6. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Demi is a brunette and has bangs
    Selena is back on Disney.
    Miley is back in the recording studio
    Justin is single
    .
    Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

  7. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 8:15am UTC
    He laughs at my dreams,
    but I dream about his laughter

  8. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    I wonder if,
    Steve has favorite wittians.

  9. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    A traffic jam
    When you're already late
    -------
    A no smoking sign
    On your cigarette break
    -------
    Its like having 10,000 spoons
    When all you need is a knife
    -------
    Its like meeting the man of my dreams
    Then meeting his beautiful wife
    I may not smoke or go to work, but I can totally
    relate to this
    Ironic - Alanis Morissette

  10. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Reality:
    The annoying time between internet and sleep.

  11. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    I am so amazing at
    cooking,
    That even the smoke alarm cheers me on♥

  12. madyryan803 madyryan803
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    Hey guys so this summer im on a mission to lose weight so I'm looking for someone that is also trying to lose weight to give each other support and stuff soo please comment if you'd like to be my weight loss buddie. :)

  13. jumper12 jumper12
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    you meet a guy with bigger boobs then you.

  14. luvcheer luvcheer
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. TheSunWillRise TheSunWillRise
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    this one is for the girls who
    have never had a broken heart

  16. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Look,
    You can agree with me.
    Or you can be wrong.

  17. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
    mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
    mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
    mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    LET'S GET REAL. #2
    We would all still watch Disney Channel if it had the shows that we watched when we were kids.
    should I make a series?♥
    nmf/mq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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