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  1. Jyeismine Jyeismine
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

  2. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    go ahead and say
    we were nothing but i know you felt something.

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    Do you miss me?
    Everyday
    `·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.·`·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.·

  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    I never see other people in their car singing,
    so like I must be the only person who sings in the car? Oh ok.

  5. angela* angela*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    That moment when you are looking at your own work and you have no idea how you got the answer.

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Me everyday of my life: I'm bored and hungry and tired help

  7. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    Note to terrorist:
    If you're gonna hide in a boat, make sure you put it in the water first.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    what if saliva was just your taste buds
    jerking off to attractive food that you eat.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    i'm the type of person who looks at
    menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are
    romeo and juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week.

  11. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    You just p!ssed off a lot of people who run faster than you and never give up. Real smaht.
    Pray for Boston.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Kinda weird
    that you can think about someone
    as much as you want
    and they have no idea.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    You know
    what makes me angry?
    Sometimes I try really hard to look nice,
    like I wake up and get motivated
    and put on nice clothes and bracelets
    and shoes and I feel good
    And then, some girl wearing sweats and a messy bun
    still look 40 times hotter than me.
    I can't win.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    Do you ever
    just want to kiss someone so bad
    and you see that person
    and all you can think about is kissing them?

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Do you ever just feel sort of there? Like, all your friends go out
    and do things and have fun and do stupid things with their bes friends and instead of doing all that, you're just sort of that mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn't really care if it was gone?
    Like, you just sort of exist but you don't really mean anything?

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    Sometimes, when I drop something, I'll just stand there
    and groan until someone picks it up for me.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Have you ever laid on your bed
    at night and cried because you're not good enough?
    Counted all your flaws and felt worse about yourself.
    And just felt too ugly and alone...

  18. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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  19. Joojoobees2011 Joojoobees2011
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    I wanna see what the most Popular age group on
    Witty is,
    Fave if you are 14 or younger
    Comment if you are 15 or older
    nmf

  20. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
    at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

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