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  1. mollycait mollycait
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    not my format
    Are you beautiful?
    No
    Yes

    Is it because of girls off tumblr?
    Yes
    No

  2. ninjastuddy18 ninjastuddy18
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    that akward moment where you dont know where to stand to pull out your wedgie without being noticed :p

  3. lanapoll lanapoll
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    this morning ,
    I sat next to a man at the bustop.
    He was about 60 and had a pram.
    In that pram was a cat.
    Never laughed so hard.

  4. mollycait mollycait
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    that feeling when,
    you're so scared and it feels like your heart is in your throat.

  5. mollycait mollycait
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Cutest Joke Ever,
    My cousin (5 years old) : Knock knock
    Me: Whose there?
    Cousin: dishes
    Me: Dishes who?
    Cousin: dishes a really bad joke.
    Well arent you just the cutest thing.
    fav if you agree
    nmf

  6. Talia630 Talia630
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    I HAVE A 6 PACK!
    you dont see it?!
    oh..its just shy...
    ;D

  7. Alliebabiiee Alliebabiiee
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    There's no such thing as
    Forever
    it's just a word .

  8. AmberrMariie AmberrMariie
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    Ohh common,
    I can remove 99% of your
    "beauty"
    with a wet paper towel

  9. lanapoll lanapoll
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    in health today,
    i asked, "can you sue the company if the condom breaks" ♥
    everyone laughed- but i think that was a good question- fav if you agree.

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    having inside jokes with yourself.

  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    i'm afraid that i'm the friend
    that everybody secrely hates.
    the one that's annoying.
    the one that no one likes.
    the one that's totally oblivious.
    the one that everyone talkes about
    when they're not around.
    i'm afraid that i don't have any friends.
    -stixbillionsecrets

  12. lanapoll lanapoll
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    "one direction infection!"
    "I HAVE AN ERECTION FOR ON- wait.. i'm not a guy.."
    "Awkies..."

  13. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  14. mollycait mollycait
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    Okay so I was sitting
    in the movies, just watching the movie
    and I looked over to my left,
    and the older grown man next to me
    was bawling his eyes out
    saying "WHY!" I don't think i' ve
    e v e r l a u g h e d s o h a r d !

  15. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  16. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
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    October 8, 2011 7:20pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. mylifeissoccer11 mylifeissoccer11
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 7:23pm UTC
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  20. mollycait mollycait
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    September 12, 2011 2:09am UTC
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