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anna*
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December 30, 2012 2:37am UTC

why can't someone look at me the same way i look at pizza

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anna*
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December 15, 2012 8:31pm UTC

i hate when people say "you've barely touched your food"
like what do you want me to do stroke it

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anna*
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December 15, 2012 8:29pm UTC

do you ever just wake up and go "nope" and roll over and go back to sleep

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anna*
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December 8, 2012 8:36pm UTC

ir·rel·e·vant
[ih-rel-uh-vuh nt], adjective.
1) not relevant; not applicable or pertinent; unimportant.
2) you.

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anna*
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October 29, 2012 5:56pm UTC

i saw a chameleon today...
it was a pretty sh/tty chameleon.

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anna*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 8:11pm UTC

"be strong,"
i whisper to my wifi signal

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anna*
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 8:09pm UTC

I don't have EX's, I have Y's.
like "Y" the heck did I date you?

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anna*
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 8:13pm UTC

i wish i could mute people in real life

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anna*
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September 15, 2012 2:36pm UTC

what's a relationship without trust?

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anna*
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 7:56pm UTC

good luck & take care.
and by good luck I mean go f/ck yourself.
and by take care I mean go f/ck yourself.

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anna*
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 7:47pm UTC

there is no 'we' in 'food'

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anna*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:12am UTC

What kind of cheese isn't yours?
my f/ckin cheese.

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anna*
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:40pm UTC

cHiLDHooD > Now

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anna*
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 12:29am UTC

it sucks when he’s your
romeo
but you’re not his
juliet

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anna*
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 12:17am UTC

Somewhere we went wrong,
Our love is like a song,
But you won’t sing along.
You've forgotten about us.

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anna*
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 5:20pm UTC

you don’t need someone
in your life who can’t prove
they need you in theirs.

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anna*
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 1:51pm UTC

how amazing would it be if surfing the internet actually
burned calories?

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anna*
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 9:57pm UTC

don't be jealous of girls who get lots of guys,
(just remember, low prices attract lots of customers)

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anna*
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:49pm UTC

i've fallen for him and i can't get up;
not even Life Alert can save me.

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anna*
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 9:49pm UTC

hello, summer♥
i’ve missed you.

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