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1. anilin
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   May 8, 2011 9:24am UTC
   The awkward moment when you don't know which one's Lenny and which one's Carl...
   
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2. anilin
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   May 7, 2011 5:08am UTC
   "Any Man Can See A Woman With Make- Up On But It Takes A Very Special Man To See One Without" - Marilyn Monroe.
   
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3. anilin
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   May 3, 2011 9:47am UTC
   Single ☐ Taken ☐ Too bloody young so stop asking ☑
   
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4. anilin
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   February 22, 2011 8:32am UTC
   Stressed is Desserts spelt backwards so the only way to de-stress is to kick back with a Strawberry Cheesecake.
   
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5. anilin
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   January 30, 2011 10:08am UTC
   That awkward moment when your iPod is on shuffle
   
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6. anilin
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   January 30, 2011 5:20am UTC
   That awkward moment your friend trashes your favourite song
   
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7. anilin
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   January 30, 2011 5:04am UTC
   That awkward moment when you realise JLS were singing about pole dancers
   
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8. anilin
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   January 30, 2011 5:00am UTC
   That awkward moment when your quote doesn't look pretty
   
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9. anilin
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   January 29, 2011 2:20pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you forget to delete the free songs on iTunes
   
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10. anilin
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    January 29, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you get on a crowded bus
    
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11. anilin
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    January 29, 2011 1:50pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you forget.... then when you remember its too late
    
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12. anilin
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    January 29, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your wrong.
    
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13. anilin
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    January 29, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT
    
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14. anilin
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    January 29, 2011 11:11am UTC
    That awkward moment when you don't remember their name
    
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15. anilin
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    January 29, 2011 11:02am UTC
    T h a t a w k w a r d m o m e n t
    w h e n y o u d r o p y o u r
    s h a r p e n e r a n d a l l o f i t s
    s h a r p e n i n g s
    
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16. anilin
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    January 29, 2011 10:54am UTC
    that awkward moment
    when they weren't
    talking about you
    
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17. anilin
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    January 29, 2011 10:42am UTC
    That awkward moment when no-one likes your quote
    
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18. anilin
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    January 29, 2011 10:32am UTC
    That awkward moment moment when you find out you were his second
    
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19. anilin
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    January 29, 2011 10:26am UTC
    That awkward moment when they realise
    "We Buy Any Car"
    sounds like
    "We Buy Aniqa"
    
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20. anilin
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    January 29, 2011 9:49am UTC
    That awkward moment when someone realises you stole the quote off facebook
    
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