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abbyxxx*

1. abbyxxx*
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2013 10:00am UTC
   I JUST HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE ASKS QUITE A SERIOUS OR JUST A NORMAL QUESTION AND THERE'S JUST ONE PERSON WHO MUST BE DEMENTED OR SUMMIT WHO SAYS
   'YA MUM!!! HAHAHA LOLZZZ'
   THE PEOPLE WHO LAUGH/ SAY THAT MUST HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS BECAUSE ITS NOT EFFING FUNNY!!!
   
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2. abbyxxx*
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2013 11:43am UTC
   Normal person:
   Do u want some ice 4 that
   BURN
   ME:
   DO U WANT SOME
   TALCON POWDER FOR
   THAT
   BURN!
   
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3. abbyxxx*
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2013 11:37am UTC
   *T-REX*
   If your happy and
   you know it clap your
   oh
   
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4. abbyxxx*
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2013 1:52pm UTC
   WHEN YOUR PARENTS SHOUT AT SOMEONE FROM ACROSS A BUSY STREET
   you want to die of embarresment
   
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5. abbyxxx*
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2013 1:19pm UTC
   I HAVE SIX LICKS ON MY FRONT DOOR,
   WHEN I GO OUT I LOCK EVERY OTHER ONE
   I FIGURE NO MATTER HOW LONG THEY STAND THERE PICKING LOCKS
   THEY ARE ALWAYS LOCKING THREE
   
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6. abbyxxx*
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2013 1:04pm UTC
   A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS,
   NOT ME, I'M AFRAID OF WIDTHS!
   
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7. abbyxxx*
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2013 1:00pm UTC
   HOUSEWORK CAN'T KILL U,
   but y take a chance?
   
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8. abbyxxx*
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2013 12:54pm UTC
   BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN,
   is a woman rolling her eyes
   
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9. abbyxxx*
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2013 12:47pm UTC
   Wait a minute...
   This isn't my homework, this is Witty.
   How did that happen???
   
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10. abbyxxx*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 7:11am UTC
    To Zack,
    I loveeeeeee u, so y dont u love me???
    From ur lover xxxx
    
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11. abbyxxx*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 5:58am UTC
    IF YOU LIKE WATER,
    you're already 72% of me.
    
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12. abbyxxx*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 5:56am UTC
    English snack: Lets have a biscuit
    Ame rican snack: Lets have 3 boxes of cookies!
    
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13. abbyxxx*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 5:53am UTC
    Lying in bed all day isnn't YOLO,
    fighting in Afganistan is YOLO!
    
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14. abbyxxx*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 5:50am UTC
    My faith in this generation
    Lasted about s long as Carly Rae Jepsen's singing career!
    
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15. abbyxxx*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 9:30am UTC
    Boy: And that concludes my powerpoint presentation. Any questions???
    Dad: Er... No.
    Mum: Will let you know love.
    Dad: Asking for an increase in pocket money has changed a LOT since I was hi age.
    Mum: Anyway, he's asking for too much.
    Dad: Not according to the 'Index - Linked Figures' in the graph on page 5 of his handout.
    Mum: Oh yes, I hadn't got that far.
    Dog: Hi!!! I just need 5 minutes of your time to discuss something REALLY important! *BOARD READS: THE CASE FOR LONGER WALKIES.*
    
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