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  1. xolacrosse16 xolacrosse16
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    your over your friends house
    and they leave the room to
    get something and you don't
    know whether to follow them or not.

  2. bigtimerush7 bigtimerush7
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    the sweet
    sound of
    f l i p f l o p s

  3. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    Ok Automatic Toilet Flusher
    i wasn't finished peeing yet.
    -_____-

  4. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning.
    Can you believe that ?! 2:30am !
    [ luckily for him i was still up playing my drums ]

  5. LimitedEditionBarbie LimitedEditionBarbie
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    you know..
    -->suite life of zach and cody is the only show...
    I know of that has a dumb asain, & a smart blonde.
    (this in not meant to take offesnively. i'm a blonde myself. ♥)

  6. Live_Love_Breath_Soccer Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Adult- I am not looking forward to going to work.
    Teen-Imagine waking up at 7:00 a.m. for 5 days a week and not
    gettig paid for it

  7. xxemmabooxx12 xxemmabooxx12
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    Social Studies
    The guy I like is in that class
    But we always end up sitting next to each other...
    Today we moved seats
    and of course
    I sit next to him
    so I ask
    "Mr. Jones, why do me and Tyler ALWAYS sit with each other when we move seats?"
    And he says...
    "Because Emma, you and Tyler would make such an amazing couple. So I make you guys sit next to each other."
    That probably just made my life

  8. chelsealovesyou chelsealovesyou
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    March 24, 2011 2:00pm UTC
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  9. Matea2707 Matea2707
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    March 25, 2011 10:04am UTC
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  10. dude69 dude69
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    I just read a quote that said...
    Based on Scientific study,
    GOD
    doesn't exist
    If you believe in GOD
    you are mentally unstable
    FAVORITE THIS IF YOU KNOW AND BELIEVE THERE IS A GOD!
    FAVORITE THIS IF YOU KNOW THERE IS A GOD

  11. LoveHisBlueEyes LoveHisBlueEyes
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 10:35am UTC
    When you carry
    the Bible, Satan gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living
    ...it, he flees. And just when you're
    about to fav this,
    he'll try to discourage you...
    Any takers?

  12. brittanyboo1224 brittanyboo1224
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Does anyone else do this during class:
    1. peel your nail polish off
    2. search your hair for split ends
    3. check the clock every 5 seconds
    4. draw hearts on your paper
    5. draw smiley faces on your hand
    6. secretly eat because your starving
    I hope I'm not the only one

    -notmyformat-

  13. emilxo emilxo
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    March 20, 2011 8:09pm UTC
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  14. xochlofoshoxo xochlofoshoxo
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 8:11pm UTC
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    There are always
    those 2 teachers...
    ///////////////// That are totally having an affair\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  15. rachvolleyelle4 rachvolleyelle4
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    March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC
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  16. alltimelowxox alltimelowxox
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    Who else remembers London's dog Ivana?

  17. TeenMomAubrey TeenMomAubrey
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    Today, I was shopping with my daughter.
    I am 17, she is 2.
    A woman came up and said;;
    "its a shame to see young girls having kids. Poor thing, she will never have a good life."
    I had no idea what to say. She was wrong, and I could not believe some stranger said that.
    Then my daughter Charlie goes:
    "I love my mommy"
    The woman was stunned and walked away.


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  19. Abigail02 Abigail02
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    March 21, 2011 11:01am UTC
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