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amoisttowelette

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Member Since: 20 Nov 2011 04:14pm

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  1. amoisttowelette amoisttowelette
    posted a quote
     January 21, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    She's Pretty...
    In an ugly sort of way.....
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  2. amoisttowelette amoisttowelette
    posted a quote
     January 21, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    And who else remembers
    PeeWee 's Playhouse?
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  3. amoisttowelette amoisttowelette
    posted a quote
     January 20, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Sometimes, when I'm bored, I sit in the corner of my kitchen and pretend to be a crumb.
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  4. amoisttowelette amoisttowelette
    posted a quote
     January 1, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Earlier this year, I went to this party, and I hooked up with this guy who I thought actually liked me. This party was a little over two months ago and we don't even make eye contact in the hallways. But one day, someone texted me saying "I'm sorry for ignoring you, I see you in the halls and can't help but stare. You're gorgeous and I get shy around girls when I'm with my boys, please forgive me, and give me another chance."
    This made my day
    ♥
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  5. amoisttowelette amoisttowelette
    posted a quote
     December 27, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    Dear McDonald's cashier,
    Don't look at me like that. Last time I checked, there was no age limit on Happy Meals.
    Sincerely,
    Don't forget the toy.
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  6. amoisttowelette amoisttowelette
    posted a quote
     December 27, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    No, I don't have PMS
    I just really hate you.
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  7. amoisttowelette amoisttowelette
    posted a quote
     December 10, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    God made coke.
    God made pepsi.
    God made me.
    Oh so sexy.
    God made rivers.
    God made lakes.
    God made you.
    Well.. we all make mistakes!
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  8. amoisttowelette amoisttowelette
    posted a quote
     November 20, 2011 4:41pm UTC
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