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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    It’s the kind of
    intimacy
    that you just can’t fake.
    It’s the kind of intense, supernatural feeling
    that only comes around
    when all a person needs to do is
    brush a fingertip against your arm,
    and you feel like you may never
    breathe again.

  2. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    “The part I enjoy most is not the doing, but the noticing. Noticing the way she smells like oversugared coffee, and the difference between her smile and her photographed smile, and the way she bites her lower lip, and the pale skin of her back. I just want the pleasure of noticing these things at a safe distance—I don't want to talk about it or do stuff about it.”
    -John Green

  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Robert Downey Jr: I don't need an Iron Man suit. I'm already a weapon of mass seduction

  4. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    do not put down thinner girls
    to make bigger girls feel better

  5. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    "go fetch"
    dog: *stars at you* "stop trying to make fetch happen"

  6. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    i hate reading a story with good
    writing but a terrible plot almost as
    much as i hate reading a story with
    terrible writing but a good plot.

  7. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    “I think maybe you try to be odd on purpose. I think you like that. It makes you you and not someone else. ”
    -John Green

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    "Swearing is unattractive."
    I'm not attractive anyway, so f.uck off.

  9. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    see, i would make a joke about 4/20,
    but don't think we ed appreciate it on witty..

  10. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    *teacher goes on a date*
    guy: can i kiss you?
    teacher: I don't know, CAN you?

  11. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    does anyone else ever wonder
    how many strangers' pictures you're in the background of?

  12. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Anyone can tell you you're pretty.
    You get that all the time, I know you do.
    But your beauty's deeper than the makeup.
    And I wanna show you what I see tonight .

  13. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    ITS CUTE WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU
    STRAIGHT UP they LIKE YOU.
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  14. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    I dip my animal crackers in hot chocolate. I bite popsicles. I'd rather have a bunch of grapes than anything. I like swimming just because I can go underwater and forget the world. I lay upside on my bed and rub my stomach. During fireworks, I close my eyes and just listen. I dance like a s/ut some days, and like a loser the next. I dip french fries in chocolate malts at Johnny Rockets. I act out scenarios to my reflection in the mirror. I climb on the jungle gym whenever I go to the park. I have deep conversations about life with myself. When I'm sad, I sleep with a teddy bear. I sleep with 5 blankets during the winter. I have to have at least 1 blanket over me to sleep. I flex my thigh and calf just to move. I sti strangely in my desk at school. If I'm in an excessively energized mood, I shake my a//s when I walk. I try and sound deep and intelligent when I'm just not that smart. I have little fantasies that I think are cute but are actually just strange. I'm addicted to vanilla frosting and pretzels. I purposely say the wrong answer in class so I don't seem overly smart. I dream of doing that rebel sh/t, but am too much of a goody goody to actually do it. I'd rather sit on the roof and read a book than anything else. I love the feeling you get after you run, but hate running. I say things a 2nd grader would find funny, and I die of laughter. I bite the inside of my mouth when I'm thinking about something. I won't look you in the eye if I'm thinking about something. I have major mood swings for no reason. I babble on about absolute nonsense, and nothing I say makes sense to anyone but me. But that's just me, take it or leave it.

  15. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Me: *drops the shampoo bottle in the shower*
    Mom: OH MY GOD COURTNEY ARE YOU OKAY?
    Every. Single. Time.

  16. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    beyonce doesn't have a thigh gap so why should I

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    I'm okay with people who realise they've said something mean and then say, "oh I'm sorry bro, that was out of line.". I'm not okay with people who realise they've said something mean, but then say "oh don't look so offended, it was only a joke" to stop themselves from feeling bad about it.

  18. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 11:45am UTC
    Fat. Fat was created not to be destroyed. It was created to protect your organs, muscles, and bones. Stop mutilating it for a ridiculous thigh gap. Go ahead and moderate your size, burn some calories, but don't kill what's keeping you safe.

  19. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.
    Then it hit me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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