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  1. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 11:26am UTC
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  2. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 11:17am UTC
    I wish I never met you boy ….
    And its killing me to know that I can't have you in my world.
    credit to snowangel

  3. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2010 3:20pm UTC
    even the
    best
    fall down
    sometimes

  4. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 2:20pm UTC
    Yesterday, I went somewhere that doesn't allow cameras. I saw that the security guard searching bags was a guy. I put all my tampons on top of my camera. He looked awkward and quickly closed my purse. I got to keep my camera.
    MLIA

  5. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 2:19pm UTC
    Today I went to go see the new Harry Potter movie, before the movie started verizon said to silence your phones. I have at&t, so I left mine on.
    MLIA

  6. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 2:16pm UTC
    The other day....
    My friend offered me a fortune cookie at her house,
    i told her that i absolutly hate fortune cookies cuz they taste funny. but
    my friend said that i should still read my fortune anyway, so
    i broke open the cookie and it said,
    "It's time to try new things in your life no matter how bad they taste,"
    i cried because i felt like they're watching me.
    MLIA

  7. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 10:24am UTC
    Boys Will Be Boys;
    They will break our hearts into a million little pieces.
    They will act like they couldn't care less.
    ( W h i l e I n s i d e T h e y A r e B r e a k i n g A p a r t )
    We Hate Them;; But We Love Them.
    And Life Certainly Would Be No Fun Without Them.
    So, what can we do? There will always be boys in our life.
    They will always be obnoxious & adorable all at once.
    And there will always be a woman to help them out.
    They never admit to needing help even when they need it.
    They will always think they are right; even when they are so wrong.
    But there is really nothing we can do because no matter what;;
    Boys Will Be Boys;
    credit to DanceeXOloveeX3

  8. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 8:26am UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test"
    4. add this quote
    5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast

  9. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 8:24am UTC
    Today, my mom got a new purse
    and decided to clean out her old one. She found a key, and couldn't find what it went to. Upon closer inspection, I realized the key has a lion on it and says 'master'. I am convinced this is the key that opens the wardrobe to Narnia. MLIA

  10. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 8:24am UTC
    Today my mom came back from the store
    with two snuggies, a pink one for my sister, and a black one for me. When I asked my mom why she bought me a snuggie in such a boring color she replied with "I thought you would want black so you could wear it like a cloak and pretend to be a wizard". I'm glad my mom understands me. MLIA

  11. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 8:23am UTC
    Today, I came home
    to find my new puppy had gotten into my sisters room and ripped up all her Harry Potter books. However, he left the entireTwilight series untouched. I praised him for having good taste in books.
    MLIA

  12. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 8:19am UTC
    MLIA #5
    Today i went to the store to buy some Land O Lakes cheese.
    On the label it said LOL cheese. i laughed. MLIA

  13. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 8:18am UTC
    MLIA #4
    Today my boyfriend asked me if I was thinking about marriage.
    I did not want to answer so i decided to chew it over with Twix. Time did not stop,
    so i just chewed akwardly. He just stared. MLIA

  14. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 8:15am UTC
    MLIA #24
    Today I was watching Dora the Explorer. When she asked me what my favorite
    part was i said " The part when you died". She said " i liked that part too"
    I felt so proud I tricked her. MLIA

  15. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2010 8:15am UTC
    MLIA #25
    Yesterday i was watching Michael Jackson's funeral. i thought about how cool
    it would be in he got out of the coffin and started performing Thriller. He didnt. MLIA

  16. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 6:03pm UTC
    Today, I saw a baby spider on my wall. I wasn't going to kill it because it was small and cute, then it started moving towards my bed. It's dead now.
    MLIA

  17. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 6:02pm UTC
    Today, I was sad about Michael Jackson's death. So I looked up all his songs and downloaded them illegally, but I didn't feel bad cause he doesn't need the money anymore.
    MLIA.

  18. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 6:01pm UTC
    Today
    I went to Wendy's and asked the lady at the register if this was the best fast-food restaurant. She said yes. I said that that's impossible, because it's not just fast food, it's Wendy's. This was another personal victory for me.
    MLIA

  19. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 5:57pm UTC
    "When his eyes met mine,
    I felt something click,
    like a key turning in a lock.
    Believe me, I'm no romantic,
    and while I've heard all about love at first sight,
    I've never believed in it, and I still don't.
    But even so,
    there was something there,
    something unrecognizably real,
    and i couldn't look away."
    - dear john

  20. amb1234 amb1234
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    Today, I was in homeroom walking
    to the trash can & the smartest kid in the
    whole grade comes out of nowhere pulls out a purple
    light saber and starts makng sound effects.
    That kid made my day :)
    MLIA

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