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wittyguy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote
Congratulations ninjas, now fave <3 this & confuse the non ninjas who can't read this ;) ttyl

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BiteMyLip
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Don't you DARE fave this qoute!
stubborn fool ;P

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Am I the only person
WHO HATES THEIR WITTY USERNAME?

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AmyRose23
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 7:09pm UTC

The first episode of spongebob aired May 1st 1999
Feeling old yet?
t it go.

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Demitriaa_Lee
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 9:46am UTC

Nothing
Ruins your friday like
realising its only Tuesday.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Even you can't save
me from myself.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 8:06pm UTC

1 fav = 1 ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) for broken hearts
(please comment who yours is going to, even if its you)
quote by jimmy365
follow me, i follow back:)

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Suicide.
Why is it that the word itself grabs
your attention immediately, but
the actions leading up to it
go completely unnoticed?

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pluto*
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 6:40pm UTC

And who else is
Going to be single on Valentines Day.♥

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ilovehockeybaby
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Today would've been my older sisters 21st birthday..
But in August 2011, she committed suicide. Please, can I get at least 21 fav's for her? I want to keep her memory alive..
Paige Marie: 1/15/91 - 8/8/11

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 6:19pm UTC

"Quick, everyone act natural!"
*Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xNessx
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 8:58pm UTC

my sister thinks tumblr is better than witty.
Comment for t umblr.
Fave for witty
clearly she has never had witty.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 10:17pm UTC

I'm jealous
but there's no way in hell
I'm going to admit that.
jimmy365 format!:)

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JayceeSky
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 8:33pm UTC

My Foot is about to be in a relationship with Your Butt.
♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 9:31pm UTC

My Prince went from "single" to "in a relationship"
Stupid Barbie went from "single" to "in a relationship"
Like • Comment • 3 minute ago
Me (in my head)
please tell me this is a coincidence and you really aren't going out :'(
27 seconds ago · Like not my format.

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theycallherlove
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 8:08pm UTC

Remembering Spongebob! !!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Did you set it to wumbo?
Its not just a boulder... It's a rock!
My names..not... RICK!!
He was number 1!
All hail the magic conch! Ololololo!
Krabs is a *dolphin noise*
You ate my candybar!
The "painty raid"
I ripped my pants
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO, this is Patrick!"
Mega Weenie Monday.
Fave if you aarrremember! !!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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irishkell96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
Something must have happened last Friday night.
Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
nmf/nmq

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