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xmalloryanne
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April 16, 2012 10:05am UTC

Random Person: What if your future children don't like One Direction?
Me: Please, How can one dislike their own father?

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SmileLove
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 11:00am UTC

I've worked out how
to get a top quote.
I'll make a rubbish
quote, but I'll
comment on it loads.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:24pm UTC

cuddling and listening to
a thunderstorm
would be perfection.

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sarahskewl12
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 2:13pm UTC

I just met you and this is
crazy
But get in the van.
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LoveDoesExist
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 6:44pm UTC

"Once upon a time, witty used to be for venting."
Tell us more Grandma.

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iamkenzie97
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 12:32pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
you look in the mirror.
while crying.
and you just start crying more.

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juturna*
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
The Brandoncyrus days.
The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
When the advertisements were never here
When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
When quotes came from the heart ♥
When Witty was Witty
♥
Where did this Witty go? :(
No hate comments, please.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Watching Victorious,
And wondering how half the people
even got into that school.
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Hannah_Lives
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 9:04pm UTC

respect your parents;
they pay for your internet.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 1:36pm UTC

One Direction things#144
We found Liam in a spoonless place, we found Louis in a carrot cake, we found nando's at Niall's place, we found Zayn looking at his face.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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Ciarax
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April 1, 2012 8:40am UTC

So the Titanic is coming out in 3D...
I wonder if they will see the iceburg this time..
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Kelseyryan13
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 11:08am UTC

*Sleepovers*
What guys think happen: Lets paint our nails then do our hair & gossip!
What actually happens: Pass the popcorn beotch.

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timbit4567
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 1:08pm UTC

There is no angry way to say
'bubbles.'
...you know you tried.
nmf/nmq
Scientists say the world is made of
protons, neutrons, and electrons.
they forgot to mention
morons.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 9:12am UTC

One Direction things#145
Niall: we saw Harry crying, we didn't know why.
Louis: i do.
Harry: if you say it i will kill you.
Louis: cause he didnt give a kiss to his mum.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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LilWayne145
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March 31, 2012 9:32pm UTC

what you said: im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal
drugs and kill people im never coming back i hate you and your cooking
sucks

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BecauseIcan3
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 7:38pm UTC

^
This quote....
Is a Landshark.

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13MusicSpazXx
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 12:33pm UTC

Dude are you ready to party!!!!!
Umm, who is this?
Oh wrong number
Sorry, bye
...But I wanna party.

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