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Member Since: 3 Apr 2009 11:40pm

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  1. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 2:32pm UTC
    guys are players that's a fact, don't fall in love just play them back.
    not mine? credit to mee?

  2. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 2:31pm UTC
    life flies by so you have to embrace it, forget the past 'cause you can't erase it, so live the dream and learn to chase it.
    not mine. credit to whoever?

  3. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 2:31pm UTC
    life flies by so you have to embrace it, forget the past 'cause you can't erase it, so live the dream and learn to chase it.
    not mine. credit to whoever?

  4. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 12:35am UTC
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  5. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 12:17am UTC
    why did you come hear again
    after doing what you did.
    and now cuz of you
    cuz of all that you do
    i cant live without
    you
    absouletly all mine! give me credit =)

  6. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2009 8:49am UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her
    friend.
    They were looking through peoples
    MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace. It
    had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    IGNORE THIS PART......
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to
    die! ahhh scary):

  7. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 12:10pm UTC
    Merry Christmas
    ^
    / \
    / \
    /.........\
    idk i gott boredd

  8. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 12:05pm UTC
    oo
    l
    what do u see?
    comment and tell mee
    hahaheehe

  9. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 12:03pm UTC
    2012
    repost this because on December 12, 2012 at 512 pm the world will end.
    if you do repost this then it will not.so repost it.
    \\
    gott scarred i wont even gett to graduate high school

  10. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 10:37pm UTC
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  11. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 10:33pm UTC
    -----------------------------can you really-----------------------------
    find friends on TV
    i thought about it cuz i waz watching Pairs Hilton my B.F.F

  12. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 11:48pm UTC
    Take me away
    a secret place.
    pocket full of sunshine<3

  13. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 11:44pm UTC
    Alyssa
    <3!

  14. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2009 11:40pm UTC
    Dramma Queen

  15. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    i hope you know
    calling me fat doesnt make you any skinnier
    calling me stupid doesnt make you any smarter
    calling me ugly doesnt make you any prettierr
    so you dont have any reason to tell me any if these things.

  16. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 9:51pm UTC
    i dont like the word perfect because
    NOTHING/NO ONE IS
    Perfect!

  17. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 9:45pm UTC
    n o t h i n g l e f t
    to do but
    hope
    probaly nott mine creditt to me if you wanna

  18. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 12:22pm UTC
    &+ I thought,
    you were different
    but i guess iwasa wrong
    and i fell for the same stupid boy
    Mine plz dont steel, or just give me credit

  19. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 12:15pm UTC
    everyday
    i wish that you
    would love
    me
    prob. not mine give me credit if you want

  20. alyssa78995 alyssa78995
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2009 8:34pm UTC
    sometimes you just have to smile
    pretend everything is okay
    hold back the tears&walk away.
    not minee.... fix the colorsss,

:)

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