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1. alymyles
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2012 9:21am UTC
   It's amazing
   what you hear
   when people think
   you arn't listening.
   
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2. alymyles
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   November 1, 2012 12:17pm UTC
   Like this quote and follow me! I will follow back! <3
   
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3. alymyles
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   April 30, 2012 5:22pm UTC
   *Girls talking*
   "Yeah I know the Alyssa your talking about, the one who cares so much about what people think?"
   Me: "Actually I'm the girl who doesn't give a f**k about what you guys think."
   Don't let people get to you. Your who you are for a reason and there is no one who can change that!
   
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4. alymyles
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   April 30, 2012 9:22am UTC
   Eight things to do in Walmart!
   Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
   Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
   Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"
   As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
   Put M&M's on layaway.
   Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
   When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
   While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
   
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5. alymyles
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   April 28, 2012 10:32pm UTC
   I die a little every time I see people that have witty friends.
   I want a witty friend!
   
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6. alymyles
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   April 28, 2012 10:15pm UTC
   WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
   - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
   - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
   - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
   - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
   - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
   - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
   
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7. alymyles
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   April 2, 2012 9:31am UTC
   Me: (mom is talking on the phone) "Mom I need to go I'm playing temple run.
   Mom: You don't need to go any where I need to talk to you.
   ~The next day~
   Me: (mom is on the phone again) "Mom I need to go run. (really going to play temple run.)
   Mom "Ok honey have fun!"
   
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8. alymyles
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   March 29, 2012 3:30pm UTC
   Seven days with out love make one weak.
   
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9. alymyles
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   March 26, 2012 1:49pm UTC
   Your legs never feel long. . . . Untill you have to shave them.
   
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10. alymyles
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    March 3, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Dear Bags,
    Please do not fall im my face.
    Sincerely a girl putting on mascara.
    
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11. alymyles
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    March 3, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    14 Annoying Things to do in a Movie Theatre
    1) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
    2) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
    3) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
    4) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
    5) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
    6) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
    7) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
    8) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
    9) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
    10) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
    11) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
    12) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
    13) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
    14) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming
    
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12. alymyles
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    March 2, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    That moment
    when you don't know what to type in the URL so you go to witty.
    
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13. alymyles
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    March 2, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    I love finding out about gossip on witty (-:
    
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14. alymyles
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    March 2, 2012 9:13am UTC
    That awkward moment...
    When you are spilling you heart out to you pet and they just sigh.
    
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15. alymyles
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    February 14, 2012 10:01am UTC
    69 % Of teenagers find someting perverted in every sentance.
    
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16. alymyles
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    February 5, 2012 5:04pm UTC
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17. alymyles
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    February 5, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    Roses are red violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one is for you. :-)
    
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18. alymyles
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    January 5, 2012 9:19am UTC
    *Ring Ring*
    Me: Shhh it's my mom.
    Friends: Baby I'm waiting for you to come back to bed.
    Me: I hate you guys
    <3
    
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19. alymyles
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    January 4, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Yelling Screamming
    Plates crashing
    Secrets Lies
    Cutting
    Deeper
    Depper
    and
    Depper
    All these make me think of our relationship. It lasts a week then...
    Hugging Kissing
    Loving
    Memories Moments
    Dreaming
    Farther
    and
    Farther
    Away
    I hope we stay this way forever. Never leaving your side and you never leaving my side
    
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20. alymyles
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    January 3, 2012 9:08pm UTC
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