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alyalvarado123

1. alyalvarado123
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2013 6:17pm UTC
   me: man! i forgot to bring u the book
   step mom:on thats ok i wouldnt read it this weakend anyways..... im reading I WANNA PEE ALONE
   i almost died laughing ugg best step mom ever
   
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2. alyalvarado123
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   March 14, 2013 8:33pm UTC
   NO! You dont know what its like to have to live with the thought of hurting ur self every waking minute over ur head. so stop trying to relate!
   
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3. alyalvarado123
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   March 14, 2013 8:15pm UTC
   when your talking to someone in a relaitonship and they really dont relise how lucky they truly are to have that person in there life and ur just lik -__-
   
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4. alyalvarado123
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   March 14, 2013 6:58pm UTC
   DACNE LIKE NO ONES WATCHING ...AND EVAN IF THEY ARE WHO CARES ITS STILL FUN
   
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5. alyalvarado123
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   March 14, 2013 6:34pm UTC
   opnions are like a-holes everyone has one and they feel the need to have everyone smell it ;)
   
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6. alyalvarado123
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   March 13, 2013 6:17pm UTC
   talking to my best guy friend for the first time in months BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD!
   
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7. alyalvarado123
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   March 12, 2013 11:00pm UTC
   ya da da da new boyz ya da da da tight jeans
   ya da da da new boyz ya da da da tight jeans
   
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8. alyalvarado123
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   March 12, 2013 9:27pm UTC
   eat
   breath
   dream
   dance
   
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9. alyalvarado123
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   March 12, 2013 8:33pm UTC
   boy: bad word that starts with a b
   girl: ive been called worse
   boy: oh yeah like what
   girl: your girlfriend!
   girls friends: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
   
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10. alyalvarado123
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    March 12, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    people can say waht they want i think i look my best in swet pants with my hair pulled back into a ponie tail and no makeup on.
    
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11. alyalvarado123
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    March 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    when your dreaming with a broken heart , waking up is the hardest part
    
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12. alyalvarado123
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    March 12, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    the perfict moment when you relise hes falling for you just as hard as ur falling for him :) <3
    
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13. alyalvarado123
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    March 12, 2013 10:10am UTC
    I dont need him i have two new men in my life ben and jary <3
    
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14. alyalvarado123
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    March 11, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    hey you! do you belive in true love or should i walk by agin ;)
    
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15. alyalvarado123
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    March 11, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    i hate it when your walking up the stairs in frount of a really hot guy and you fall on ur face MAGOR FAIL ;)
    
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16. alyalvarado123
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    March 11, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    My momma always told me to never be upset when i see my ex with another girl because she always taught me to give my used toys to those less fortnate ;)
    
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