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  1. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Friend: It smells like upsexy in here!
    Me: What's upsexy?
    Friend: Nm, u?
    Me:
    Me: ........

  2. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Me- I should probaly do my homework now.
    Internet- Lol. No.

  3. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    "Sometimes the person you want the most, is the person your better off without."

  4. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    A Drop In The Ocean,
    A Change In The Weather,
    I Was Praying That You And Me Might End Up Together.
    It's Like Wishing For Rain As I Stand In The Desert,
    But Im Holding You Closer Than Most,
    'Cause You Are My Heavenn..♥
    -Ron Pope.

  5. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    The longer you hide your feelings for someone,
    the more you fall for them.

  6. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    ...But even if I fall in love again with someone new, it can never be the way
    I loved you.

  7. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Expect the best,
    be prepared for the worst,
    don't care what others think,
    & do your own thing♥

  8. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    I feel bad for Frankie Jonas, because he gets none of the fame.
    lol.

  9. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    How are you going to tell me you miss me, when your the one who let me go.

  10. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    *Don't Highlight*
    Oh snapp, we got a rebel over here.
    #RebelStatus.

  11. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Swerve.

  12. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Dear person who checks behind the shower curtain before going to the bathroom,
    What are you going to do if you actually find a murderer back there?
    Sincerly,
    just wondering

  13. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 7:52am UTC
    I wonder what..
    I will look like in ten years.

  14. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    Its amazing how strangers become friends,
    friends become the best of friends,
    and the best of friends become strangers..

  15. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    If there was a 'next time',
    I would make things different ...

  16. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 11:37pm UTC
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    How are you going to say you miss me?
    When you're the one who let me go.
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  17. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Goodbye, farewell, so long,
    Gotta leave you in the past.
    Goodbye, farewell, so long,
    & I ain't ever looking back ..♥

  18. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Send me another farmville game request...and I'll send a tractor right through your window..

  19. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    I like you better in my dreams then I do in real life..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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