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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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February 13, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code red.
So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life.
So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website.
Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

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softballchica15
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January 19, 2013 2:18pm UTC

Prom 2013 is a maybe :)
He said he's gonna ask me!
I'm only a sophomore and might be going to senior prom! Eep! :D

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pleasespeaktomyface
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November 8, 2012 4:25pm UTC

My Boyfriend: I could break up with you at any time.
Me: No, you won't.
My Boyfriend: How are you going to stop me?
Me: I'M GOING TO COOK ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOODS AND MAKE YOU FAT SO NO ONE ELSE WILL WANT YOU.
My Boyfriend:
Me:
My Boyfriend:
Both: LOLOL.

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funnymonkey15
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October 7, 2012 9:57pm UTC

I think that Witty Profiles should have a app.
...Just me?

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funnymonkey15
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October 8, 2012 1:47am UTC

& everything I do, reminds me of you..

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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 1:58am UTC

My life's a book, and
your just another
chapter. ♥

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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 2:07am UTC

"There is no telling how many
miles you will have to
run while
chasing a dream."
-Author Unknown.

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funnymonkey15
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October 8, 2012 11:46am UTC

When your asked, "What's up?"
Respond with: "A delightful animated film, about a young boy, and an old man, who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.

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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 2:15am UTC

Please don't judge me.
And I won't judge you.
& If you love me.
Then let it be beautiful.
-Chris Brown.

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funnymonkey15
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October 8, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Sister: Are you sleeping?
Me:
Me: No, Im training to die.
Sister: .....
..True Story.

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funnymonkey15
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October 8, 2012 5:57pm UTC

"Would you like a table?"
..."No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please."

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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 6:02pm UTC

You ready for my story?
Okay so, I had to work an extra night shift...
I seen the hash slashing slasher!
MAN! I was almost cyrin'!

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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Nerd'd phone goes off
Cooler kid: was that your mom?
*EVERYONE LAUGHS*
Nerd: no, it was yours.
*silence*

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funnymonkey15
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October 8, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Love me, or hate me. I promise it won't make me, or break me.♥

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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 6:41pm UTC

When I lose a game:
Oh, who cares it's just a game.
When I win a game:
Oh yeah! You all suck!
so-relatable.tumblr.com

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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 9:31pm UTC

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hi.

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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 9:36pm UTC

Isn't it sad how we went from being
strangers,
to friends,
to bestfriends,
to more than friends,
and back to strangers again.

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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 9:46pm UTC

So, if Taylor Swift and Taylor Launter
ever got married they'd both be,
Taylor Lautner.

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funnymonkey15
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 9:49pm UTC

FOOD.♥
............................................................
-now that I have your attention.(;

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