alimophia

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alimophia
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February 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Wow... Witty has changed so much.

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alimophia
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August 25, 2012 9:01pm UTC

i just want to be needed.

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alimophia
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July 9, 2012 8:30pm UTC

hater: one direction sucks
me: eachother

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alimophia
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July 4, 2012 11:38am UTC

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alimophia
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June 22, 2012 10:35pm UTC

me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same
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alimophia
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June 21, 2012 5:10pm UTC

boy: hey I like you do you wanna hang out sometime
boy does not exist
boy is a figment of your imagination
you are in a psych ward
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alimophia
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June 18, 2012 10:45pm UTC

Room 317

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alimophia
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June 16, 2012 10:44pm UTC

On a scale of one to America, how free are you to go on a date with me?? ;)
North Korea.
nmq

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alimophia
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June 16, 2012 10:13pm UTC

i bet when teachers go to restaurants and the waiter
asks "can i take your order" they reply "i don't know can you"
:)

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alimophia
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June 15, 2012 10:40pm UTC

the awkward moment when
your mom's favorite song is "Swagger Jagger" by Cher Lloyd.
:)

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alimophia
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June 12, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Tumblr isn't letting me log in.
-_______-

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alimophia
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June 10, 2012 9:35pm UTC

remember when you were ugly?
yeah, neither do i.

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alimophia
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June 10, 2012 8:16pm UTC

zayn is perfect.
nobody is perfect.
so zayn is nobody.
nobody loves me.
therefore, zayn malik loves me.

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alimophia
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June 9, 2012 11:39pm UTC

no one: i hate liam payne

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alimophia
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June 3, 2012 11:43am UTC

Witty: Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine
Witty: Don't cha wish your users were always online
Witty: DON'T CHA
Facebook: Stop. This isn't funny anymore.
Witty: DON'T CHA
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alimophia
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May 28, 2012 3:25pm UTC

You are in a relationship with Your Cat
♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

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alimophia
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May 27, 2012 8:51pm UTC

911: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: Please send help ASAP my boyfriend is stuck!
911: Okay, please calm down. Where is he stuck?
Me: In my computer screen!
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alimophia
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May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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alimophia
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May 27, 2012 2:55pm UTC

GPS: Go straight.
Louis Tomlinson: No.
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May 25, 2012 5:18pm UTC

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