mom: hey, wanna hear something funny? me: sure. mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is? me: no? mom: a calender actually has dates. me: mom: me: mom: me: i know. codielovesbluue
im_anonymous posted a quote
February 9, 2012 6:30pm UTC
reason's why i'm still single: ✔ can't date the internet. ✔ can't date my favorite celebrity. ✔ can't date witty. ✔ can't date myself. ✔ can't date music. ✔ can't date food.
kelssxo posted a quote
February 5, 2012 10:28pm UTC
I want too.. -Wear your sweatshirt too bed. -Watch scary movies with you. -Hold hands. -Kiss you in the rain. -Go on long walks. -Laugh until I can't breath. -Make you watch chick flicks. -Talk on the phone 'till sunrise. -Play your favorite video games. -Buid a fort and have a snowball fight. -Sit in front of the fire place and talk about life. -Sneak out at night and watch the stars with you. I want to fall hopelessly in love with you..♥
MySweetEscape posted a quote
December 20, 2011 8:25pm UTC
Tell him I hate him. Tell him I don't need him. Tell him have a great life without me. Tell him he means nothing to me. Just don't tell him I said this with tears in my eyes.