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  1. Justabigwoodyhi Justabigwoodyhi
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Emotionally im done.mentally im drained.spiritually im dead;
    Physically, I smile.

  2. ForeverAlone69 ForeverAlone69
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    He already ruined your mascara
    Don't let him ruin your life.

  3. codielovesbluue codielovesbluue
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    mom: hey, wanna hear something funny?
    me: sure.
    mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is?
    me: no?
    mom: a calender actually has dates.
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me: i know.
    codielovesbluue

  4. im_anonymous im_anonymous
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    reason's why i'm still single:
    ✔ can't date the internet.
    ✔ can't date my favorite celebrity.
    ✔ can't date witty.
    ✔ can't date myself.
    ✔ can't date music.
    ✔ can't date food.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Dear Ceiling Fan,
    if you could hold my weight, i'd never be bored again.

  6. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    I wasn't texting you to excersize my fingers, I wanted a reply

  7. kelssxo kelssxo
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    I want too..
    -Wear your sweatshirt too bed.
    -Watch scary movies with you.
    -Hold hands.
    -Kiss you in the rain.
    -Go on long walks.
    -Laugh until I can't breath.
    -Make you watch chick flicks.
    -Talk on the phone 'till sunrise.
    -Play your favorite video games.
    -Buid a fort and have a snowball fight.
    -Sit in front of the fire place and talk about life.
    -Sneak out at night and watch the stars with you.
    I want to fall hopelessly in love with you..♥

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    valentines day is so fake.
    if you love someone, you'll treat them special every day, not once out of 365 days.

  9. imdonetrying imdonetrying
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Honey,
    You're faker than the smile on my face.
    nmf,nmq.

  10. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    Tell him I hate him.
    Tell him I don't need him.
    Tell him have a great life without me.
    Tell him he means nothing to me.
    Just don't tell him I said this with tears in my eyes.

  11. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    Don't blame me for walking away, when you never asked me to stay..

  12. sexybeast23 sexybeast23
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Team Jacob: because I know what it feels like to love someone who only sees you as a friend.

  13. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    heart: i'm hurt again.
    lungs: we can't breathe.
    stomach: those butterflies were for nothing.
    eyes: we're crying again.
    brain: i warned you idiots.

  14. snickerlover snickerlover
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 9:13pm UTC

    Just because we don't talk
    doesn't mean I don't think about you.
    I'M JUST TRYING
    to distance myself
    Because
    I know
    I can't have you.
    -- Wiz khalifa

  15. SheWasOnceIt SheWasOnceIt
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 11:51am UTC
    Boys think of girls just like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes,they won't even bother to read whats inside.

  16. cookiemonsterxx cookiemonsterxx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    Just walk away,
    Because he won't be following.

  17. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    Why don't we runaway? We can leave our problems
    at the door. ♥

  18. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    My only wish is that I die real ♥

  19. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 11:23am UTC
    I'M JUST A KID
    & life is a nightmare.

  20. melanieee2 melanieee2
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Did You Ever Think That Maybe
    "I love you" wasn't a lie?

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