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alextheworthog

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Member Since: 12 Jun 2012 05:59pm

Last Seen: 18 Jan 2013 10:31pm

user id: 308017

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sshhhh..... did anybody see a ginger round here?

  1. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    SEASONED
    there is always a time during a lonely night,
    that one tries to hide or one tries to fight.
    there is always a place that holds one so dear,
    that without its arms one would cower in fear.
    but who is to say what drives ones courage,
    is it anger or purpose? determined endurance?
    but who is to say what burns in that furnace,
    is it strength or weakness, that comes to the surface?
    the answer may change one into another,
    as the falls of winter spring into summer.
    the answer is simple, and easy to see,
    you bring the life back onto me.

  2. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    silence doesn't always mean "yes", sometimes it means "i'm tired of trying to explain things to people who don't want to understand."

  3. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    hey you guys hear the one about that kid with a.d.d.? how many tim... hey is that pie?

  4. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    He's dead. I'll miss you Max.

  5. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:43am UTC
    those moments when it notifies you that you commented on your own profile. O_O

  6. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    good luck finding a good decent guy who is able to put up with your pestimistic BS.......bytheway you're arrogant, ignorant, rude, douche whom thinks she's better and tells everyone else to grow up. just sayen' (:I
    iknowwhereyoulive;)

  7. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 9:30am UTC
    I QUIT!!!!

  8. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    I am now the proud owner of a naked rat along with her litter and the adopted ugly ducklin'.

  9. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    so still this valley seems desolate and bare.
    the call of death still echoeing it's share.
    his shimmering light still easy to see.
    behind it all, he smiles to me.

  10. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I was just a poor ugly duckling, untill.....
    I realized I was a chicken.
    and now i'm surrounded by ugly ducks.

  11. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    you are exactly the kind of woman i want,
    if i had one like you i would certainly vaunt.
    on the endless seas of drifting desire,
    towards your heart, i would still retire.
    for a woman like you is so rare to behold,
    and unless i must, i will never fold.
    so keep with touch my heart and sleeve,
    until the end, these words, i'll leave.

  12. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    when it comes to men who are romantically interrested in you, it's really
    quite simple. just ignore everything they say and
    pay attention to what they do.

  13. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:12am UTC
    the hula song!
    luau!
    if you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meant,
    eat my buddy pumbaa here because he is a treat,
    come on down and dine
    on this tasty swine
    all you have to do is get in line.
    are you aching,
    (yup yup yup)
    for some bacon?
    (yup yup yup)
    he's a big pig,
    (yup yup yup)
    you could be a big pig too.
    oy!

  14. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    the opposite of love isn't hate......it's
    indifference.

  15. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    "the people who are trying to do this world harm aren't taking a break....so how could I?"

  16. alextheworthog alextheworthog
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Desire has wanted nothing but more desire, since we're beings of desire,we'll never run out of wants .

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