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alexmorales344

1. alexmorales344
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   April 7, 2012 11:12pm UTC
   Welcome to the world where dreams become nightmares....
   
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2. alexmorales344
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   March 29, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   The funny bunny got money from another bunny named sunny snorting honey.....F*CK EASTER!
   * Thanks Meg
   
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3. alexmorales344
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   March 16, 2012 11:09pm UTC
   How To Get Kicked Out Of Wet Seal:
   First: Walk into Wet Seal and confront the store manager.
   Second: Ask this simple question: Who got the seal wet?
   Asking this will almost 100% gurentee you to get kicked out of the store.
   *Discovered by real life experiance.
   
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4. alexmorales344
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   March 10, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   I spend my days lookin through pages, tryin to find a way to get away from me.
   -Asking Alexandria
   
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5. alexmorales344
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   March 7, 2012 7:46pm UTC
   blood and ink stain the walls. Silently with bloodied knuckles, I carry on hoping it's not too wrong.
   - Asking Alexandria
   
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6. alexmorales344
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   March 6, 2012 7:26pm UTC
   Just because your breathing, don't mean your alive
   -Asking Alexandria
   
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7. alexmorales344
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   March 5, 2012 7:40pm UTC
   The Teletubbies, the most bad@$$ kids cartoon out there.
   Favorite if you agree(:
   
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8. alexmorales344
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   March 5, 2012 7:16pm UTC
   You know you’re a real loser……when even your dog rejects you.
   
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9. alexmorales344
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   March 4, 2012 9:01pm UTC
   You wanna know who I like?.....Read my first word agian.
   
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10. alexmorales344
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    March 4, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you walk in on your mom and sister talking and your mom goes"You may think its gone, but when it comes back its thicker and darker." And you go "oh what scary story is this?" and your mom replies " its not a scary story honey, im just telling your sister what happens when you shave your arms..."
    
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11. alexmorales344
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    March 4, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    They say Attention Deficit Disorder is a neurobiological disorder, I say it's an exuse to not pay attention in class that never gets old!
    ADD ROCKS!!!
    
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12. alexmorales344
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    March 4, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    When I grow up there will be no need to install a expensive security system, ill just lay down a few of the legos my children will have.
    
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13. alexmorales344
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    March 3, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    How to tell if your eraser was made in china: First take your eraser and rub in really hard agianst a flat surface, if you create enough friction all the flammable chemicals Chinese people use to make your erasers should catch fire. If it does light on fire and burn your homework....your screwed so you can thank the Chinese not me:)
    
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14. alexmorales344
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    March 3, 2012 10:23pm UTC
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15. alexmorales344
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    March 3, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    Roses are Red violets are Blue, I have a Gun so get in the van.
    
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