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BlackButterflies
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August 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC

in humans fetuses, the anu.s develops first, so there
has been a point in all our lives where we were literally
just an as.shole. unfortunately, a lot of people don't
seem to have developed past that stage.

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BravoSierra
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April 26, 2013 11:34am UTC

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Plot twist:
Flo is dating Jake from State Farm.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 12:50pm UTC

STOP EDITING PICTURES.
If you go missing, how are we going to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook and CarrotTop in real life.

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BravoSierra
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May 8, 2013 12:48pm UTC

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200% sure my friends have secret meetings
where they talk about how annoying I am.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 12:52pm UTC

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Disney Channel is like that one close friend
you had when you were little that grew up to be an ásshole.

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BravoSierra
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May 10, 2013 11:30am UTC

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What if oxygen is poison,
and it just takes 70 - 100 years to kill us?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC

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Saying "dad and mom" just feels wrong.
kind of like saying "josh and drake".

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BravoSierra
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May 16, 2013 3:16pm UTC

mi papá tiene 47 años: my dad is 47 years old
mi papa tiene 47 anos: my potato has 47 buttholes
i love spanish.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 7:53pm UTC

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After watching two seconds of Spongebob,
I already know what episode it is.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 7:56pm UTC

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I'm like an iPhone.
I lose energy without even doing anything.

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BravoSierra
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May 22, 2013 1:11pm UTC

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My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point
where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 7:08pm UTC

me: *leaves class to go to the bathroom*
me: *takes a scenic tour of the school*

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BravoSierra
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June 9, 2013 11:13am UTC

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Gas prices really aren't that bad,
when you realize you're buying bad-áss, prehistoric dinosaur liquid.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:17pm UTC

If my boyfriend ever wants to break up,
He needs to put together a 16 slide powerpoint on why and cite his sources. If I don't like it, we're still going out.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:42pm UTC

teacher: where's your homework?
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC

me: wow i'm fat
me: i'm perfect just the way i am
me: i'm so disgusting, i'm losing weight now
me: i am more than just my weight
me: i am so fat
me: my curves are beautiful
me: i hate myself

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 11:34pm UTC

I know the life story of Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe
better than I know my own.

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