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  1. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    Sorry if I'm not perfect,
    But you're not worth it.

  2. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:43am UTC
    If you don't call me everyday,
    I understand.
    If you don't text me all day,
    I understand.
    When I stop loving you,
    I hope you understand.
    facebook.

  3. rachiesaysrawr rachiesaysrawr
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:04am UTC
    She's a keeper,
    Too bad you didn't keep her.

  4. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Feeling beast when you sing
    a fast verse from a song successfully.

  5. loopydooda* loopydooda*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    "After all this time?"
    "Always."
    ---Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    your stomach growls loudly during the most quiet situation

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Fine. Don't respond to my text.
    I like food better than I like you anyways.
    nfm/fmq

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    I wish
    I could pick my classmates every year...

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    Sometimes I just
    want to slap you hard and say,
    "HI, I EXIST!"

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Hearing yourself on a recording,
    and immediately asking "Do I really sound like that?"

  11. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    ||||||||||||There are four stages in life. When you believe in santa, when you don't, when you are santa, and when you look like santa [][][][]
     
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

  12. mrsivyweasley mrsivyweasley
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Mumbling parts of a song, because you aren't sure what the lyrics are.
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I really can't picture
    anyone having a crush on me.
    I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
    or telling their friends about me.
    I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
    or even just smiled at them.
    I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
    or their cell phones when we're talking..

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    When I grow up, I promise to be thankful for:
    1) The taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
    2) The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to
    eat.
    3) A lawn that has to be mowed, windows that have to be washed, and
    gutters that have to be fixed because that means I have a home.
    4) The spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am
    capable of walking.
    5) All of the complaining I hear about our government because it means
    we have freedom of speech.
    6) The people who talk on cellphones in restaraunts because it means
    I can hear.
    7) The huge piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones
    are nearby.
    8) The alarm that goes of early in the morning because it means I'm alive.
    Comment ones you think of!!
    format by jimmy365

  16. loopydooda* loopydooda*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    12th graders: ewh 11th graders.11th graders: ewh 10th graders.10th graders: ewh 9th graders.9th graders: ewh middle schoolers. middle schoolers: ewh elementary kids.elementary kids: ewh babies. babies: ewh fetus.fetus: ewh wait how am i talking

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Saying "0h yeah I remember!"
    when you really don't.

  18. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    My little brother
    wrote my dad a note for his birthday. It said;
    "Thank you dad for making me food so I don't die."

  19. Bay Bay
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    all those fairy tales are full of sh*t
    one more f*cking love song i'll be sick

    nmf

  20. Amazingthoughts668 Amazingthoughts668
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Me
    I was eating oreos and I was dunking it in milk and the cookie broke and sunk to the bottom so now i'm just staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    nmq/nmf :)

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