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Alpaca Prophet *

Status: Eat. My. Shorts.

Member Since: 28 Dec 2014 01:58pm

Last Seen: 22 Feb 2019 09:05pm

Birthday: November 12

Location: In a manic state of depression

user id: 388793

133 Quotes
545 Favorites
54 Following
173 Followers
36 Comment Points
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Artist. Musician. Deviant. INFJ. Retro-punk.
Undecided Calvinist, Bifurious Clarke Kisser.
Basketcase. Tumblr Trash. Manic Depressive.
Problematic. Pretentious Asshat.

"Basically Someone You Shouldn't Be Friends With"
Music I Like:
Imogen Heap, Eisley, ALT-J, FUN, Twenty 
One Pilots, Panic! At The Disco, Taylor Swift, 
Front Porch Step, Charlie Puth, No Outlet,
Halsey, Owl City (since 2007), Never Shout
Never, My Chemical Romance (MCR), 
 Sia,

The Killers, Jarrod Alonge, Childish Gambino, 
Rich Mullins, Green Day (any early 2000's
Punk band), Parks, Troye Sivan, Say Anything,
Modern Baseball, Blink 182, Social Repose
YouTubers I Like:
MyHarto, NigaHiga, chestersee, PewDiePie,
The Game Theorists, ExplosmEntertainment, 
Lindsey Stirling, Full of Eyes, RoseEllenDix, 
Vlogbrothers, Cyarin, OnisionSpeaks, Paint,
Emmablackery, Zeldaxlove64 RIP, All the gays.
Things you Should Ask me:
My music Taste, My interests, Whether the
Earth we live in is one giant Capri Sun™ and
the Moon and Sun are the hole for the Straw, 

If you want to talk to me about struggles go
ahead but I can't garuntee I'll help at all.,
What the song on my profile means to me,
Why bisexual people have to present as Gay
instead of Bi due to biphobia.

Currently on a lifelong hiatus

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  1. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2015 3:03pm UTC
    I swear I'm mature.
    *Wanna go on a date?
    I'll have my Mom call you're Mom.
    *Want Flowers?
    I picked some from my backyard.
    *Want the pain to go away?
    I'll kiss it better...
    Want

  2. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2015 2:44pm UTC
    I just realized how fucklng depressing my account is.
    Credit for this format goes to alpaca prophet

  3. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2015 4:39pm UTC
    Can you drop your mask and be a Real boy?
    Can you be more than just a wooden toy?
    Credit for this format goes to alpaca prophet

  4. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2015 10:43am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2015 8:29pm UTC
    Spin me around again.
    |Feel the music in our sound.|
    cause Lord knows she loves to Dance.
    Credit for this format goes to alpaca prophet

  6. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2015 4:00pm UTC
    I found true love,
    but I never knew myself,
    and even though it hurts,
    I can't love someone
    without learning to love myself first.
    cause then we'll both be in ruins.
    Credit for this format goes to alpaca prophet

  7. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2015 3:40pm UTC
    It's not gonna be easy this time,
    No one else is held as high in my heart as Her.
    No one.

  8. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2015 2:50pm UTC
    §
    I'd rather die tomorrow
    than live a hundred years
    without knowing you.
    §

  9. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2015 2:31pm UTC
    I want to wite a perfect song for a perfect person.
    but she would nevver accept it.
    So heres my heart's song,
    cause it's just as broken as your's.
    I just hope it's enough.
    ¥

  10. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2015 8:26am UTC
    Come cuddle with me.

  11. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2015 12:23pm UTC
    I wasn't looking to fall in love with a Princess,
    Cause those are much too vain.
    But I wasn't looking to fall in love with a ghost,
    cause nothing but haunt comes them.
    No I fell in love with the girl others considered
    Dangerous,
    cause no one else knew she could love like I did.

  12. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2015 7:32pm UTC
    Why am I speaking,
    Why am I thinking,
    why are my fleeing words,
    you're tools for reconing.
    why do I stand,
    why do I pretend,
    why do I pretend that
    I care about what you say?
    Look at the sky,
    Why did I cry,
    when Daddy left us
    on our own to die.
    Look at your son,
    look who he's become.
    Look at how he can't feel
    the weight of what he's done.
    Look at his room,
    it's torn in two.
    He lost control and
    is heading for You.
    Hear me call,
    oh wait you can't hear at all.
    Cause someone lost control
    so theres no one left to maul.
    No One Left At All.

  13. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2015 7:10pm UTC
    I've come to accept the fact that I will never be flawless,
    but I wish I wasn't so far from it...

  14. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2015 6:47pm UTC
    I seriously haven't posted all this time because I'm too lazy to open my giant fuckking laptop, but I take too much pride in how good my quotes look to use the mobile version.

  15. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2015 12:29pm UTC
    Sometimes you just can't help someone,
    cause they're the only one
    that can do anything about it.

  16. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2015 6:28pm UTC
    Are
    ¥ou
    Still
    Looking
    At
    Me?
    Please
    keep your
    eyes on me.

  17. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2015 8:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2015 5:41pm UTC
    If looks could kill,
    You'd be a plague.
    £

  19. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 10:34pm UTC
    Half of me is saying I need to be alone,
    and the other half is saying I need you here.
    Cause I'm falling apart,
    but my pride doesn't want help.
    I'm falling into depression,
    truth and lies are starting to blur.
    but the only I really know for certain,
    is that You Love me,
    and I hope that's enough for me.

  20. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 10:17pm UTC
    Basically me right now...

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