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Status: Hehehe Merry Almost Christmas!

Member Since: 20 Nov 2012 11:41am

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Location: england

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Hey i'm Ciara i'm 13 from England (no posh accent though!) yeah thats all, see you around and also...
Merry 9 days til christmas!!!!!

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:48am UTC

He sees you when
you're sleeping,
he knows when you're
awake
. . .
p a e d o p h i l e is coming
to town
happy holidays everyone :P
nmf

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:40am UTC

♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
Hehehe go on youtube and search "Starwars alpacas" i promise it is the cutest and funniest thing ever... well it made me laugh :')
♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 12:07pm UTC

I have lived through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5,
6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11/ 12/12/12
and you know what?
I still give 0/0/0
F/cks.
♥♥♥
nmf

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
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December 10, 2012 12:19pm UTC

♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
Just 14 and a bit days til christmas!
♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:18am UTC

I'm not a socially awkward penguin. I'm a socially awkward llama, because llamas are so much cooler, and if I'm going to be socially awkward and retarded, I'd rather be
Cool... ish
nmf xx my very own quote :')

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 1:44pm UTC

If you think about it...
Narwhal + Horse must =
Unicorn?

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Whenever I see lmao I always think of a french cat...
Le mow.
nmf xx

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 1:39pm UTC

WARNING
DO NOT wash your hair with shampoo when in the shower, Many people use shampoo in the shower however when doing so the shampoo runs down the body! Printed clearly on the label it says
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME"
no wonder people gain weight. STOP USING SHAMPOO- START USING WASING UP LIQUID! Its label reads
" DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE HARD TO REMOVE"
Problem Solved!
nmf.

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 1:35pm UTC

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdcbi9ZuIt1rjd8x5o1_400.gif
just to let you know ur awesome :) xx

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Don't you think, people in turtle necks
look like giant hot water bottles?
format credit to skimrande

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
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November 21, 2012 1:38pm UTC

Learning chinese #6
Hes washing his automobile = Wa Shing Ka

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
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November 21, 2012 1:36pm UTC

Learning chinese #5
I bumped into a coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
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November 21, 2012 1:34pm UTC

Learning chinese #4
Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
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November 21, 2012 1:31pm UTC

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
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November 21, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Learning chinese #2
Are you harbouring a fugitive? = Hu Yu Hai Ding?

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
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November 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC

Learning chinese #1
Thats not right = Sum Ting Wong
Im starting a series xx

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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
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November 21, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Girl to bestfriend: Omg I love you so much
Her bestfriend: Omg thats so sweet I love you too
Why? What would happen if boys did that?
Boy to bestfriend: Omg bro I love you so much
His bestfriend: Are you gay??
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adolf_the_red_nosed_hitler
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 1:06pm UTC

Did you know...
Great
In chinese
is
Fah Kin Su Pah.
W o w I l o v e t h a t l a n g u a g e a l r e a d y . . .
nmfxx

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