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smittyisme909
posted a quote
April 1, 2011 7:26pm UTC

"fave if you're a virgin and comment if your not!"
dude, this is witty. we're all non-slutty, naturally pretty, boyfriend-less chicks who spend fridays on our laptops. of course we're virgins. -.-

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emileeashly
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 5:11pm UTC

Middle School:
Your mom's fat.
High School:
Your mom was great in bed last night.
Oh maturity...
not my quote (:

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Br0nxz00
posted a quote
November 1, 2010 8:00pm UTC

why do
boys act different
from when they text you
than in real life? ♥

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orange_blue
posted a quote
October 27, 2010 5:20pm UTC

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taaymaex3
posted a quote
October 23, 2010 3:40pm UTC

Looking at the first question on the test, and thinking,
Wow.
I'm screwed.st, an

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itsnataliexx
posted a quote
November 1, 2010 4:53am UTC

Checking you're phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.

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iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 11:14pm UTC

When I was your age...
we were obsessed with Justin Timberlake, not Justin Bieber
"JB" stood for Jonas Brothers, Spencer had a buzz-cut & was
named "Crazy Steve", her name was Destiny Hope not Miley,
it was Club Penguin not Facebook, we had CD's not iPod's,
we had Avril Lavigne not Taylor Swift, we had Tamagotchi's
not a Nintendo DS, we cried because we cut ourselves on
accident, Zack & Cody lived at a hotel, we had The Amanda
Show not Jersey Shore, we had Zac Efron not Taylor Lautner,
nobody wanted to have to wear a bra & nobody wanted to...
Grow up❤

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rileylovesyoou
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC

i wish i could see
myself from a
boy's perspective. ♥

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becca95lx4
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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taylala19
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 9:27pm UTC

dont you love
--> how a guy can tell you he likes you, then not talk to you for 3 days?♥

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azul20001111
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 9:08pm UTC

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

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brittxoxottirb
posted a quote
August 26, 2010 1:01pm UTC

See My Pinky
See my Thumb
See my Peace Sign
Minus one
Like If you get it :D ♥

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Melisa
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 8:27pm UTC

An English Professor
wrote the words ;
" a woman without her
man is nothing"
ON THE CHALK BORAD AND ASKED THE
STUDENTS TO PUNCUATE IT CORECTLY
all the males wrote;
"a women, without her man
is nothing"
ALL THE FEMALES WROTE :
"a women :
without her , man is
nothing."
PUNCUATION IS POWERFUL

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ilyx1x23
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 6:15pm UTC

knowing someone isn't right for you
doesnt change how you feel
_Lizzie McGuire

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PaysonBetchx3
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 3:19pm UTC

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LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 7:53pm UTC

CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
Message Sent.
Kill me now.

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itsvianna
posted a quote
August 18, 2010 10:46pm UTC

We all hate that student
Who reminds the teacher
Of giving out homework .

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stephyyx0
posted a quote
August 18, 2010 11:37am UTC

every girl before me was a
mistake,
&every girl after me is a
downgrade.

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iloveyoutoo321
posted a quote
August 18, 2010 3:22pm UTC

I'm not gonna lie
I think about you all the time.
There isn't one day that I've gone a second with out your name
crossing my mind.
Every song reminds me of you
I miss everything we were
I just want to be able to kiss you whenever I want
I just want to be able to call you in the middle of the night and
talk for hours
I just want to be able to tell you I love you whenever I get a chance
I just want to
be with you

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vanybee
posted a quote
August 18, 2010 1:53pm UTC

RandomThingie#1
When i see someone from school not at school , i pretend i dont know him.

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