A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

712 faves · 13 comments · Nov 11, 2010 9:08pm

azul20001111 · 1 decade ago
Haha u sound so scientific(: but yea i knew that :D
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xoGAMERCHICKx3 · 1 decade ago
Plus, black isn't even a color. It's the absence of all color, whereas white is all the colors of the spectrum combined. So, a white guy calling a black guy "colored" is so scientifically incorrect and hypocritical when the white guy is theoretically a rainbow just waiting to burst.

:)
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azul20001111 · 1 decade ago
i gott it in an email. NO JOCKING INTENDED OKAYY?! backk off peopleess!! -.-
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ghostwriter_x3 · 1 decade ago
hww is it hilarious? you jocked the quote, too.
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MissMaggie · 1 decade ago
a guy once said this to my grandpa at work a long time ago lol
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kayteeeeh · 1 decade ago
THIS ISN'T JOCKED YOU IDIOTS. IT'S FROM EVERYWHERE. JEEZ.
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KayleeSinasacHarris · 1 decade ago
LMFAOOOOOO that is so hilarious best quote ever
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sistersforever · 1 decade ago
i made the same quote
thing is yours is better (ive never gotten over 10 favs)
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lilcastle15 · 1 decade ago
this is jockedd.. just saying .
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debbiex3 · 1 decade ago
gay.
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xredcrayonsx · 1 decade ago
this is crazy ; i love it so much ;♥
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azul20001111 · 1 decade ago
Lmao thaanks
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goldie326 · 1 decade ago
this is probs my favorite quote ever!
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