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1. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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2. capsized*
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2013 11:38pm UTC
   It's going down, I'm yelling timber
   You better move, you better dance
   Let's make a night you won't remember
   I'll be the one you won't forget
   
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3. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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4. awittyguy
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   I will always believe
   I don't deserve an amazing person like you.
   
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5. AlyssaLovesYou
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 11:30pm UTC
   Call it old fashioned
   But I still think it's cute when
   Someone writes you a love letter.
   ♥
   
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6. akp1015
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2012 12:25am UTC
   and all i want...
   is for you to come randomly pick me up in your truck. drive out on an empty dirt road. park and get out, and turn on my favorite country song and dance with me. kiss me for the first time. bring blankets in the bed of your truck, and then cuddle with me and watch the stars.
   but maybe we should start with you acknowledging that I exist...
   
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7. AwesomeUsername
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC
   My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
   Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
   My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.
   
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8. MEEman
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   August 13, 2012 11:03am UTC
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9. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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10. ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Me: Wanna hear a joke
    Friend: ok...
    Me: Knock knock
    Friend: Who's there?
    Me: Urine
    Friend: Urine who?
    me: Urine-secure don't know what for, you're turning heads when you walk through the doo-oo-ooor!
    nmq
    
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11. xxxiLoveHimxxx
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    I Dont want to change
    My relationship status back to single, i liked the way it was.. Guess you didnt..
    
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12. IBeHetze
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:50am UTC
    is anyone else perhaps bored with witty?
    
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13. SmokedSalmon
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    And it's crazy, that someone
    could change me, you're the reason:)
    That. I'm. Not. Afraid. To. Fly. ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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14. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    When the ice pack is too cold
    so you cover it in a towel
    but then it's not cold enough
    nmf
    
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15. Ashleigh_joy
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:49am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    If he can't get on one knee for you
    You shouldn't get on two for Him.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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16. manSlaughterhahagetit
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    I didn't feel the fairytale feeling.
    Am I a stupid girl for even dreaming?
    
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17. Blueeyegurl417
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    Life is a
    beautiful struggle.
    
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18. Mrs_Malfoy
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    That one guy you like...
    that you know will never like you back
    but you like him anyway
    'cuz a little part of you hopes you're wrong
    
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19. paigiegurl
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    I skipped the part of puberty where you get really attractive.
    
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20. IBeHetze
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Changing your whole text
    Because you can't spell one word.
    
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