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  1. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    if you want breakfast in bed,
    sleep in the kitchen.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. shaewow1234 shaewow1234
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:47am UTC
    Getting awkwardly caught in "it's not what it looks like" situations. o_o

  4. xXemiilyyXx xXemiilyyXx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    People wonder why rappers always get arrested...
    Maybe because they tell the world they smoke
    weed in their songs ? ♥
    nmf; ilovegennax1000

  5. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Making faces and rolling your eyes
    when on the phone to someone boring

  6. shortiee63 shortiee63
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    What I don't get is when a girl,
    Acts like a hoe,
    Thinks like a hoe,
    and dresses like a hoe
    but then she expects to be
    Treated like a queen.

  7. soccerstarr28 soccerstarr28
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 12:10pm UTC
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  8. amberleeprettty amberleeprettty
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    "i wasn't that drunk!" "bro, you threw a tennis ball at my hamster screaming "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!" ♥

  9. VividDreamer VividDreamer
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    my pet unicorn needs surgery.
    i don't have enough money, but if you fave this, the money will appear.
    Please, fave for Sparkles.</3

  10. LongGone LongGone
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 8:11pm UTC
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  11. skylarmckenzie48 skylarmckenzie48
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    remember when you were cool because you could spell Mississippi
    ♥ nmf

  12. adnaxxlovexxlife adnaxxlovexxlife
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    guys are like tree's,
    they take forever to grow up.

  13. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    "Why are you
    talking during my
    lesson?"
    "Why are you
    teaching during
    my conversation?"

  14. laurenssexii101 laurenssexii101
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 7:02am UTC
    That Moment of Panic:
    When You Are Walking Down The Stairs
    AndYour Foot Misses That last F*cking Step -.-
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. xLovestruckx xLovestruckx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 3:26pm UTC
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  16. trapped trapped
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    It's been a year daddy.
    I really really miss you.
    Mommy said your in a safe place now.
    In a beautiful place called Heaven.
    We had your favorite dinner tonight.
    I ate it all up!
    Even though I don't like carrots..
    I learned how to swim this summer.
    I can even open my eyes when I'm under water.
    Can you see me?
    It's been 5 years daddy.
    And I'm in 5th grade now.
    I really like computers.
    But, math is hard.
    Mommy lets me sleep in one of your tee shirts.
    I think it still smells like you.
    I don't need to sleep with the light on anymore.
    I try not to cry daddy,
    but it still hurts.
    I really miss you daddy.
    Can you see me?
    It's been ten years daddy.
    I started high school.
    I made the honor roll,
    I hope you're proud of me.
    I'm also on the soccer team.
    Can you see me on the field?
    I started thinking about colleges.
    Do you think I could be a doctor?
    I know you'll be with me when I walk down the isle..
    I try not to be sad.
    But it hurts.
    I hope you know you're my hero.
    I love you so much.
    Can you see me?
    This is for all the kids who have lost a parent, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, grandparent, etc. in their life due to 9/11.
    Rest in peace. 
     

  17. UnLogicalLogic UnLogicalLogic
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    My friend;
    tells her mom to,
    " s h u t u p ",
    and she curses at her,
    all the time.
    I've never even thought,
    about EVER saying,
    anything like that to my mom,
    how can she do it so;
    easily?

  18. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when
    Your hair actually looks good,
    but you're not going anywhere.

  19. SoccerGirl1027 SoccerGirl1027
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 6:58am UTC
    m o m ,
    my friends don't care if my room's clean.. they just care if we have food .
    nmf/nmq

  20. KimBim342 KimBim342
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    Dude, I gave you a pen
    Not a chew toy!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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