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  1. mfmexican12 mfmexican12
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    Fav if you like K-pop or K-dramas. And comment who you like.
    ♥♥♥

  2. EvilAngel EvilAngel
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 11:48am UTC
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  3. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:25am UTC
    I dropped my laptop
    off a boat the other day.
    It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

  4. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    To do list:
    1. buy a turtle
    2. name it, "The Speed of Light"
    3. Be able to honestly say , "i can run faster than The Speed of Light"

  5. falling_apart_forever falling_apart_forever
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    Fave this,
    and I will give you an honest rate of your profile pic (:
    <3

  6. dusty_me dusty_me
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:05am UTC
    Today I bought a pack of nuts
    On the back it said "Warning: May contain nuts."
    We'll I'd be pretty disappointed if a sock fell out.

  7. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    Anybody ever had this coversation before,
    "OK, if we get caught heres the story..."
    (follow me, ifollow back!!)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. flippychips flippychips
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 2:56pm UTC
    ADELE VS. JUSTIN BEIBER
    FAVE FOR ADELE, COMMENT FOR JUSTIN BEIBER ;)

  10. figuresk8rxoxo figuresk8rxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:31pm UTC
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  11. SkyeXD SkyeXD
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 10:20am UTC
    So, Today I was in Walmart getting the latest Grand theft auto game & I had to explain to the lady at the register what it was because she didn't quite know ; So I Said it was about "A black guy who robbs strippers, Beat's people with golf clubs,& Steals cars," So she left to go get the game, And when she came back she had gotten "Tiger woods PGA Tour"
    Never laughed so hard....♥
    nmf. . TRUE STORY.

  12. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Yes, my mother is Muslim. No she is not a terrorist. But she sure as hell is scarier than one.

  13. silentorchestra silentorchestra
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    Hey, what day is it?
    monday
    no..like.. the number!
    just me? ♥

  14. fball2 fball2
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    Fave for An Honest Rate

  15. Vanessa9797 Vanessa9797
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    MY FELLOW WITTIANS: COMMENT IF YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
    FAVE IF YOUR SINGLE.
    (PLZZZZ Take a minute out of your day to do this. Itll mean tonss! Im doing a project for school and what better place to get the data then witty. Thankss a bunchh!)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. alyssa51998 alyssa51998
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    heard our old song today ... reminded me of you
    i stood by some dog sh*t today ....reminded me of you
    nmq/nmf

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    When someone says
    "I like your shirt" I look down to see what I am wearing

  19. Love_is_forever_x33 Love_is_forever_x33
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    How many facial expressions, do you have?
    On a scale of
    Kristen Stewart
    to
    Nicki Minaj

  20. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 4:57am UTC
    Justin Bieber has a got an autobiography out.
    He's 5 years old!
    Imagine reading that book.
    'My name's Justin. Today I had cereal that was so chocolatey, it turned the milk brown!'
    -Russell Howard

:)

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