Annoying things to do on an elevator
1. CRACK open your breifcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silently facing the wall, and dont get off. Ever.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grung and strain to open the doors, then awkwardly walk away embarassed when the doors open by themselves.
4. GREET everyone that gets on with a firm handshake and instruct them to call you Admiral Jenkins.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. SAY DING! at each floor. Loudly.
7. SAY "I wonder what these do!" and then push every button on the elevator.
8. WHEN somebody presses a button, gasp and glance at them, then say "Pretty lights!"
9. STARE at a passenger for awhile and the announce, "I have new socks on."
10. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around like your confused, then say "I think your phone is ringing. I like your ringtone!"
11. PRETEND to make personal phone calls on the emergency phone, then if someone says something, say "Uhm excuse me, do you not see me talking on the phone?"
12. DRAW a square on the floor with chalk, and announce "This is my personal space."
13. WHEN there is only one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend like it wasnt you.
14. PUSH the buttons and pretend like they give you a shock. Smile, then go back for more.
15. ASK somebody if you can press their button for them, and then press every button except the one they want. Then stand in front of the buttons so they cant get to them.
16. HOLD the doors, and say your waiting for a friend. Then close the doors, and say "Greg! How've you been?"
17. DROP a pen, then when somebody goes to pick it up, yell "HEY THATS MINE THEIF!"
18. BRING a camera, and take your picture with everyone on the elevator.
19. PRETEND your a flight attendant, and review emergency procedures with all the passengers.
20. SWAT at flies that dont exist, then yell "THESE STUPID FLIES ARE SO ANNOYING!"
21. CALL out 'group hug', then enforce it.
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