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  1. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    We're Strangers Now,
    & I don't even think you care.

  2. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    I Tell Everyone
    I don't miss you. not because it's true, but because
    I hope that if I say it a number of times, it won't be a lie anymore

  3. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Please don't leave
    me when I need you the most.
    What happened to staying
    strong for each other?

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    I'm Done With You.
    for good. I really mean it this time. & it's not because I don't miss you, because to be honest,
    I do. so. much. it's because I know you're not coming back, so I shouldn't waste my time
    hoping that you do

  5. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    No, It's Fine.
    it's my fault for thinking I actually meant something to you.
    I'm so stupid.

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    I'll Just
    keep telling myself you decided I was too good for
    you, even though I know it's the other way around.

  7. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    You Know How
    in every group of friends, there's that one person everyone secretly hates? I'm that person
    i n m y f a m i l y

  8. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    AND
    NO
    ONE
    KNOWS
    THAT
    THE BOOKS
    SHE READS ARE ALL JUST WAYS TO ESCAPE
    Format: kclove5

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 10:18am UTC
    "Awh look the Smurfs grew up."
    "Grandma, this is Avatar."

  10. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    "This video is not available in your country."
    Me: Do I live in Narnia or something?!

  11. thecookie1997 thecookie1997
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Only 12% can solve this in 30 seconds. Say the opposite of these words:
    1) always
    2) coming
    3) from
    4) take
    5) me
    6) down
    Fave if you get it.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Mom: What do you think I am, made of money?
    Me: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
    format credit RaeIsAwesome

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    OH COOL its
    bendable!
    *SNAP*
    never mind...
    format by jimmy365

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:46pm UTC
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  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    I was late to school on Friday
    The guy on the 'late sheet'
    before me put:
    "Saving the world."
    as his excuse, so I wrote
    "Destroying the world."
    as mine. I came in later to
    find the next person had wrote
    "Innocent bystander."
    IT WAS EPIC.
    I love my school.

  16. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Staying strong
    isn't as simple as it sounds.
    I can't do it anymore.
    I just can't.

  17. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Adele might set fire to rain,
    But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.

  18. xNicoleLovex72 xNicoleLovex72
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Always be positive.
    *trips down stairs* Man, I got down those stairs fast!
    ©kaykayy04

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Those cheap pencils with
    erasers that screw up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

  20. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
    who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
    As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
    that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
    the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
    put your trays up, that would be super."
    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
    and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
    but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
    us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
    "In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
    To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
    "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    "Tray up!"
    day.made.

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