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_Mr_Matt_

1. _Mr_Matt_
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 12:58pm UTC
   Teacher: What do you want most in life?
   Most people: Money, fame, love.
   Me: Top quotes and more food.
   
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2. _Mr_Matt_
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2012 7:22pm UTC
   Girls,
   ALL
   OF
   THESE
   QUOTES
   a b o u t y o u r "."
   make me uncomfortable...~
   
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3. _Mr_Matt_
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 10:44pm UTC
   Person is typing...
   Person is typing...
   Person is typing...
   Person is typing...
   Person is typing...
   Person: Hi.
   Has this happened to anyone else?
   
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4. _Mr_Matt_
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 10:24pm UTC
   Plot Twist: I just joined Witty, and I already find these annoying.
   
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5. _Mr_Matt_
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 10:22pm UTC
   You know you're a 90's kid whe-
   B/TCH, YOU WERE BORN IN 1998!
   
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6. _Mr_Matt_
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 10:14pm UTC
   Who Else Misses
   Sonny
   b e f o r e s h e l o s t h e r c h a n c e ?
   The Russos
   b e f o r e w e f o u n d o u t w h o b e c a m e t h e f a m i l y w i z a r d ?
   Hannah Montanta
   b e f o r e s h e t o o k o f f t h e w i g ?
   Phil
   b e f o r e h e w e n t b a c k t o t h e f u t u r e ?
   &&Lastly
   Zack & Cody
   b e f o r e t h e y w e r e o n t h e b o a t ?
   
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7. _Mr_Matt_
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 9:54pm UTC
   New to Witty.
   Somebody show me around?(:
   
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