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1. _Jakesterrs
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   August 17, 2012 12:18pm UTC
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2. _Jakesterrs
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   August 13, 2012 4:42pm UTC
   Hello, my name is
   What you will
   be screaming....
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3. _Jakesterrs
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 12:43pm UTC
   me: *doesn't party*
   me: *doesn't drink*
   me: *doesn't sleep around*
   me: *doesn't get knocked up*
   me: *stays up past 1am; maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
   parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY
   
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4. _Jakesterrs
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 10:18am UTC
   google image search the numbers
   241543903 to see why the human race is so " fantastic "♥
   
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5. _Jakesterrs
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 2:17am UTC
   Here's to
   us witty girls and boys. ♥
   
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6. _Jakesterrs
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 10:44am UTC
   Never Face Reality ,
   { Unless Your Reality is }
   « « « « « Just ♥ The Way » » » » »
   You Want It.
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