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Member Since: 22 Mar 2010 07:34pm

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Hi.
I'm Zach.
14 years old.
Michigander.
Ohioan by heart.
I have a beautiful girlfriend :D ( Anna Mercedes. No last name, she won't let me >.<)
I love her very much :D

ZCS
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 3:07am UTC

ALPHA.
KENNY.
BODY.
Just say it fast and discover an EPIC surprise.

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ZCS
posted a quote
April 7, 2010 10:46am UTC

My Brother: That's misunderstable.
Me: Spencer, you're not unretarded.
Me: 1
Spencer: 0

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ZCS
posted a quote
April 6, 2010 10:13am UTC

I'm a guy on witty;
No, I'm not gay
Yes, I have a girlfriend
No, I don't go on here just to "Spy" on girls
Yes, I would appreciate it if everyone stopped asking.
Thank You : D

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ZCS
posted a quote
April 2, 2010 11:11am UTC

I'm not "Overly Protective"
I just don't want anyone else
to realize how amazing you are

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ZCS
posted a quote
March 29, 2010 4:44pm UTC

Millions of kids...
Attend Ivy League schools...
Obtain a 4.0... (Or higher)
Graduate High School
Graduate College
And yet..
The best comeback our generation can think of..
Is
"Your Mom"?

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ZCS
posted a quote
March 27, 2010 7:38pm UTC

Those hands
are mine to hold...

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ZCS
posted a quote
March 27, 2010 12:16am UTC

& I'd walk through the kingdom of Hades,
for my beloved Anna Mercedes.
A little mini-poem I wrote for my girlfriend.
(Her middle name is Mercedes)

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ZCS
posted a quote
March 25, 2010 8:13pm UTC

Ladies, please.
Us guys are SIMPLE
We only want 3 things:
1. A sandwich
2. A girl
3. A girl who can make us a sandwich

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ZCS
posted a quote
March 24, 2010 5:21pm UTC

She's got a smile
that could light up
the world;
mine. i love her so much : )

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ZCS
posted a quote
March 24, 2010 4:33pm UTC

It's only a matter of time before every girl's dream of dating Taylor Lautner
C R U M B L E S
Then they'll have to settle for me

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ZCS
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 9:45pm UTC

Team Jacob
Team Edward
Team Zach
The member count as of now is: 1

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ZCS
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 9:43pm UTC

Meeting you was fate,
Becoming your friend was a choice.
But falling in love with you...
I had no control over
--Dr. Seuss
I love her so much : )

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ZCS
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 9:35pm UTC

The fact that NASA sent a rocket to blow up part of the moon doesn't amaze me.
But the fact that if you write 3.14 on a piece of paper and look at it in front of a mirror it says pie, BLOWS MY MIND.
Three cheers for our simple minded generation

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ZCS
posted a quote
March 22, 2010 7:56pm UTC

I want the
World
To see
You'll be,
With me
--Hey Soul Sister - Train
I love her :)

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