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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    when i laugh at jokes on the internet,
    i don't even laugh. i just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

  2. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    OMG GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT
    WHY HIS NAME IS 'STITCH'
    a stitch is a piece of thread that is
    sown to hold something together.
    stitch holds lilo's family together.

  3. ambear24 ambear24
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    how awkward am i?
    last night, my boyfriend and i were cuddling on the couch.
    i got cold and rolled up into a ball.
    and then i blurt out,
    "check it out. i'm an armadillo."

  4. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Mitt Romney: I like big bird but I'm going to cut PBS to save money.
    SAVE BIG BIRD.
    VOTE FOR OBAMA.

  5. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Dear Cancer;
    You are the reason I can't pick her up and twirl her around.
    [She's too weak to handle any sudden motion.]
    You are the reason we can't kiss in the rain.
    [She can't go outside unless the weather is perfect.]
    You are the reason we can't go on sweet, romantic dates.
    [She isn't allowed to leave the hospital.]
    You are the reason we can't have tickle fights.
    [She's too fragile. We can only touch softly.]
    You are the reason I will never be able to propose to her.
    [They say she only has a few days to live.]
    You are the reason she will never know the feeling of being a mother.
    [Why are you taking her while she's so young?]
    You are the reason she is in pain all the time.
    [It's not fair. Why her? Why anyone?]
    You are the reason I am sitting alone in a hospital waiting room.
    [I am crying my eyes out. Sometimes it's hard to be strong.]
    You are the reason she will never be a famous songwriter.
    [She had a beautiful voice. Now it's scratchy and rough.]
    You are the reason her dreams are dead. Just like her future and her hope.
    [She's trying to stay positive, but it's an act that I can see right through.]
    I don't know what I can do anymore. I'm blinded by my tears. I don't want to lose her.
    [But it's not something I can control.]
    I love you Maria, I have loved you for 3 1/2 years.
    You will never die, you'll always be in my heart.
    You'll never be gone. I'll never truly say goodbye.
    I just don't want to see you hurting like this.
    But the ending of your suffering,
    Marks the beginning of mine.
    </3

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:11pm UTC

    still waiting for the best day of my life

  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    I think what hurts the most,
    Is when you give someone your all. Through thick and thin, no matter what you're there for them.
    YOU STICK WITH THEM, ALWAYS .
    Then one day, they just give up on you.
    THEY WON'T EVEN FIGHT FOR YOU. THE ONE THING YOU'D HAVE NEVER DONE,
    they did without hesitation.

  8. chloe_fords chloe_fords
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    you got that sweater for $200
    dollars at some other store?
    for $200 i went to
    burlington and bought:
    a sweater
    a coat
    two shirts
    a toaster
    an asian child
    a star
    and a small counry in europe

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    i wish there were a rollover plan
    for the childhood naps i always refused.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    after leaving the train station with a concussion,
    i don't think i'm a wizard.

  11. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    The last 60 winners of Miss Universe pageant have been
    from Earth. I don't know, man. Seems fixed.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Why can't I lose weight easily?
    I mean, I lose everything else without a problem.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    i bet being a frog takes a lot of kermitment

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    I hate how Christmas gets less and less exciting ever year.
    Growing up sucks.

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    can you use "i sh/t you not" in an english essay or is that unproffessional
    well no you should never use "I" in a proffesional essay
    so like, "one sh/ts you not"
    also acceptable "the author sh/ts you not"
    what about the general "you" do you think mrs a would mark off points
    yeah, so like "one would not be considered sh/tted" is probably the best way i can think of to word it formally
    thanks!

  16. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    & the tears come streaming down your face...
    when you lose something you can't replace... when you love someone, but it goes to waste...
    could it be worst?
    lights will guide you home,
    & ignite your bones
    & i will try to fix you...
    nmf

  17. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    this is for the soilders
    who won't make it home for Christmas this year.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    If God doesn't exist, then how can I, a simple lima bean, use the
    internet?

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    my graduation speech:
    "f/ck you, i f/cked you, i'd f/ck you, who the f/ck are you?"

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    destroy what destroys you
    nmf

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