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tampon
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 8:43am UTC

The line of trick-or-treaters at Casey Anthony's house was longer than Kim Kardashians marriage.
omfg. sorry. I just had to bring back 2011 witty jokes.< 3
My quote\format by RaeIsAwesome

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tampon
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Holy crap.
http://bit.ly/qfbzor

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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tampon
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Yeah, we get it. You're a boy on Witty. You don't have to write a quote about it ever 2 minutes saying "Hey girls, I'm a boy, you're all beautiful. check out my profile!"
By the way, your picture is fake. lolol

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tampon
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 12:13am UTC

I've always wanted to be that Witty Profiles girl, who joined a month ago, but randomly becomes a Top Quoter with like 600 followers.
For example: WittyCause. :3

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BreeeFayy*
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June 30, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Just Wondering
And I don't care if you report this but
Comment if you LIKE 1D
And Fave if you don't
I'm just curious

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juturna*
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 11:34pm UTC

You aren't a celebrity.
So stop putting your initials under your quotes.
ok.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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juturna*
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 1:13pm UTC

-spongebob-
Pirate: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye aye, captain!
Pirate: I cant hear you!
Normal kids: Aye aye, captain!
Me: God damn, you are missing an eye, not an ear.

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juturna*
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 10:41pm UTC

Remember this format?
Yes
No

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livcon9
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC

O
Awkwardly waiting at your desk for someone to pass in their
test before you so you don't look like you rushed..

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HeGivesMeHope
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 8:52pm UTC

My life is full of regrets

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CrazyGirlie
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 8:53pm UTC

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Anyone
who got high yesterday is stupid. If you knew what happened to my brother, you'd stop. You do know it can kill you. Lets not be stupid little kids. It's time to grow up and start changing.
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nmf

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mrsivyweasley
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But my name is Hagrid
And yer a wizard, Harry.

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lightdark123
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April 21, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Grey;

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC

at some point you just pull off the band-aid
and it hurts, but then it's over and you're relieved.
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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 7:35pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
"Hi. I'm Josh Hutcherson"
BOOM.
PREGNANT.

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Me:"Can I have a pencil?"
Classmate: "I don't have any"
5 minutes later
*Pulls out pencil from his pencil case loaded with pencils*
Me: Wow, you're cool

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beautyinsidexox
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 4:44pm UTC

-opens door while students are taking a test-
*everyone looks up at you*

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ElectrikSmilez
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC

click to see this quote

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