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YourMomLovesMe

1. YourMomLovesMe
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 10:30pm UTC
   My little brother;
   "SUCK MY BIG BLACK *see's mom*
   TURKEY -.-..... HAPPY THANKSGIVING! :D"
   
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2. YourMomLovesMe
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 10:34pm UTC
   My mom just texted me
   "What word starts with a P and ends in orn
   ........... popcorn."
   smh...
   
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3. YourMomLovesMe
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 1:27pm UTC
   you look better
   with the lights
   OFF
   *nmf
   
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4. YourMomLovesMe
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 10:16pm UTC
   I wonder what kind
   of songs we would get if
   Bruno Mars &Taylor Swift
   dated. <3
   
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5. YourMomLovesMe
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 10:06pm UTC
   i can never finish anyt
   nmf
   
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6. YourMomLovesMe
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2011 2:02pm UTC
   My Phone Is ALWAYS
   On SILENT
   When I Have Lost It And Needed To Call It.
   
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7. YourMomLovesMe
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   August 8, 2011 8:35pm UTC
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8. YourMomLovesMe
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2011 4:48pm UTC
   those people who can make a quote saying
   "i love hairy butt holes"
   and still get 700 faves.
   
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9. YourMomLovesMe
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 3:51pm UTC
   & Who else knows;
   all of the lyrics to the education connection commercial?
   
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10. YourMomLovesMe
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    im confused...
    which one is pregnant,
    Justin or Selena?
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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11. YourMomLovesMe
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    if only i had...
    a penny for everytime Sammi from Jersey Shore said "im / its not okay".
    nmf.
    
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12. YourMomLovesMe
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    Who remembers;
    'toot - toot haaaaay beep - beep'
    
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13. YourMomLovesMe
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 11:28am UTC
    It seems like Sandrasaurus
    creates ALL of the formats!
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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14. YourMomLovesMe
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    You are now picturing
    yourself placing a toothpick under your big toe nail and
    kicking a wall
    as hard as you can
    "holy fuckkkk!"
    
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15. YourMomLovesMe
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    August 2, 2011 3:12pm UTC
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16. YourMomLovesMe
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    Am I the only one,
    who's tired of seeing all these
    damn quotes about Harry Potter?
    nmf.
    
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17. YourMomLovesMe
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 12:41am UTC
    S o m y l i t t l e b r o t h e r w a s c r y i n g ,
    a n d m y o l d e r b r o t h e r r e p l i e s w i t h
    "y o u n e e d s o m e v a g i s i l ?"
    
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18. YourMomLovesMe
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    Crying over him won't change what he did,
    it will only give him the satisfaction,
    of seeing you hurt.
    </3
    
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19. YourMomLovesMe
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 11:57am UTC
    If it's not like the movies,
    that's how it should be, yeah.
    <3
    
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20. YourMomLovesMe
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    That ugly personality,
    sure does ruin that pretty
    face.
    <3
    
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