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3k9
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June 30, 2010 10:18pm UTC

I'll stop loving you
when Candace f i n a l l y * busts
Phineas && Ferb.
impossible.
-3k9.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pripri910
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June 30, 2010 6:32pm UTC

Have you ever thought, just *maybe,*
You *Belong* With
[(ME?)]

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DontStopBelieving
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June 30, 2010 9:30pm UTC

Squidward: "What's in these things? Rocks? Hey! These are rocks! Why is your suitcase full of rocks?"
Patrick: "I don't tell you how to live your life!"

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DontStopBelieving
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June 30, 2010 9:28pm UTC

Patrick: "First, you need to take my bags."
Squidward: "How could you have bags? You just found out this is a hotel!"
Patrick: "This is a hotel?"

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irocktheconverse13
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June 30, 2010 8:30pm UTC

“Does my being half-naked bother you?”
— Jacob Black
Pssssh,I don't know about you Bella but it doesn't bother me at all ;)
TAKE IT OFF,TAKE IT OFF!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xthatsnotmynamex
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June 30, 2010 9:26pm UTC

when you find him,
---> ♥ ---> ♥ ---> keep him.

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raidersbabe7399
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June 30, 2010 5:13pm UTC

BUBBLES:)
you have to read this
short little story its
HILARIOUS lmao!
One day a girl came to school late
so the teacher said
"why are you late?"
the girl answered
"i was blowin bubbles."
then she sat in her seat
Then another girl walked in
the teacher asked her the same thing
She replied
"i was blowin bubbles with her."
then she sat in her seat
The teacher said
it was time to start class
until she was intterupted by a boy
who was also late to class
the teacher said
"let me guess u were blowin bubbles with the girls?"
the boy answered
"no im bubbles"
The teacher stood there speechless.

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_VaNeSsA_jEaN_
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June 30, 2010 8:44pm UTC

Guy: I Love You
Girl: Prove It
Guy: How Can I Prove That I Love You
Girl: If You Loved Me Then You Would Know How To Prove It
......silence......

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xxbonkz97xx
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June 30, 2010 9:09pm UTC

I wish he was as upfront as Taio Cruz.

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bobbypingirl101
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June 30, 2010 11:06pm UTC

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crosbalicious
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June 30, 2010 5:50pm UTC

if i were a bird,
i would poop on your head.

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xXwittydreamerXx
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June 30, 2010 11:49pm UTC

"Let's just face it, i'm hotter than you."
haha i love Jacob!
(Eclipse)

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dare2bedifferent
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June 30, 2010 5:57pm UTC

"Remember, licking doorknobs
is illegal on other planets"
-Spongebob
not mine(:

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RadioactiveDating
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June 30, 2010 9:23pm UTC

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LeleNRenziRockinOut
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June 30, 2010 5:42pm UTC

I went to the club to Just Dance. There, I met this famous guy named Alejandro. He was Beautiful, Dirty & Rich & I was Starstruck. Later, when we went back to my house, I discovered that there was a Monster in my bed. He slept over. That following morning, there was Paparazzi all around my home & he was nowhere to be found. I thought it’d be a fun Lovegame but I was just caught in a Bad Romance.
THE END.

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hearttbreakerrx3
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June 30, 2010 7:34pm UTC

Eminem may be white,
But he sure as hell can rap like crazy♥

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kara008
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June 30, 2010 9:17pm UTC

Did you hear the latest health report?
Y o u n e e d t o i n c r e a s e y o u r d a i l y i n t a k e o f v i t a m i n M E . ;]

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PAiGExo14
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June 30, 2010 6:38pm UTC

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