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  1. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 9:37am UTC
    I think that people in horror movies must live in an alternate universe where horror movies don't exist.

  2. xxnevershoutnever xxnevershoutnever
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 9:14pm UTC
    aellyniq
    i'm not perfect, but i swear i'm Perfect for you.
    aellyniq
    endlessly -the cab.
    aellyniq

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 10:31pm UTC
    “People don’t like love, they like that flittery flirty feeling. They don’t love love - love is sacrificial, love is ferocious, it’s not emotive. Our culture doesn’t love love, it loves the idea of love. It wants the emotion without paying anything for it.
    It’s ridiculous.”

  4. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 9:03pm UTC
    there's nowhere i'd want to be
    WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  5. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 11:58pm UTC
    Teacher: I watched Frozen over the weekend.
    Mary: *jumps up*
    Mary: *sings*
    Mary: For the first time in forever...
    Teacher: Frozen wasn't that good
    Mary: *gasps*
    Mary: The cold never bothered me anyways
    Teacher: Let it go Mary, Let it go.

  6. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 8:54pm UTC
    if i could just live inside
    one of his hugs forever,
    i would.

  7. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 11:46pm UTC
    12 Things That Are Hard To Accept:
    1. Flowers die in the winter.
    2. No matter how many times I turn in my bed, my blanket wont transform into you.
    3. The world is gong to end one day.
    4. I said three words and you said 4 back, and just like that, 365 days spent stroking your skin could have never happened.
    5. Scar killed Mufasa.
    6. I’m sad because you left me, and you left me because I’m sad.
    7. Dragonflies only live for two months.
    8. You’re forcing me to forget you and I’ve never felt so cruelly punished in my entire life.
    9. A mirror can never be perfect again once it cracks.
    10. I never rattled your bones when I kissed your lips and your heart never changed it’s pace when my fingertips met your skin.
    11. The most delicious foods are unhealthy.
    12. You will never love me.
    r.m.

  8. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 5:04pm UTC
    I just saw a little girl get a "you're #1" sticker.
    She read it and said :
    "You're hashtag 1."
    .
    We're doomed.

  9. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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    March 2, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    You sent her cute hearts ; cause you see she's free.
    You're throwing them arrows ; but cupids nowhere to be seen.
    You make her like you ; you begin to call her yours.
    Later on you ignore her ; too bad you cant clean her eyes
    when they pour.
    She's wondering whats wrong ; isn't she good enough?
    She heard you talking to other girls ; her heart began to bust.
    She had a pep talk ; her friends cheered her up.
    You crawled back to her ; but your luck f-cked up.
    You then turnede your back ; talked sh-t about her.
    Another guy came along ; wiped her eyes when he found her.
    He made her feel special ; to you she was nothing.
    Now your mad she walked away ; you're acting like she did something.

  10. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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    March 2, 2014 5:20pm UTC
    Dear girls,
    I know how you feel. You just want to be loved by someone thats honest
    and real. You go out looking, day after day, wondering if anyone is even interested in what you have to say.
    Love to you is just an overused word ; Every man you've been with has disrespected your worth.
    So now, you sit at home crying yourself to sleep, wondering
    'Why cant i find a man who thinks Im important enough to keep?"
    Girl.. Please dry your eyes. There is so much more to this
    world than wasting your time on un-loyal & immature guys.
    Go out and show the world that you are you & that one day you're gonna make all
    your dreams come true.
    But for now, i want you to get up off that floor, and raise your head high ; kick
    that a$shole to the door.
    Show this world what you're made of and dont be afraid to shine.
    I'm promising you girl, one day you will find someone who
    smiles your way & says
    "That angel right there, is the girl
    I'm gonna marry someday."

  11. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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    March 2, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    because really,
    where would we be without any pain?
    maybe we would be happy,
    but could we ever know love?
    and not just the romantic type, but any love
    - for your family and friends, or even
    a sport or a book or art or anything -
    because to feel pain,
    you have to care, and if we never cared...
    then what's the point?
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  14. capsized* capsized*
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    March 2, 2014 6:32pm UTC
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  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 3:44pm UTC
    My friends do this really cute thing where they ignore me unless they need something.
    aw, they're so cute

  16. Raemundo Raemundo
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 8:09pm UTC

    You'd be surprised what lenghts people go to not to face what's real and painful inside them.
    – My Mad Fat Diary.

  17. Smile612 Smile612
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 10:43pm UTC
    OneDirection
    Jill is my best friend and I can always count on her to be there for me, I'm always there for her, even if she doesn't notice it. She's write fantastic songs on my main witty account that make me smile when I read them. I've never met a nicer person than her in my whole life. She's the funniest person I've ever met tbfh. It's been about eight months knowing her and I've never been more grateful for a best friend; a 'sister' to count on. I look up to her. Haha, so she judges me while tasting horrible tasting muffins, that's okay. Aloha Au Ia 'Oe, means I love you. Even before I had made a witty account I saw her quotes, I adored them. They are amazingly perfect and some of them make me laugh. I honestly thought I grew up with my best friend but it turns out I just met her months ago. I always adore the songs on her profile (even if they're in foreign languages.) Jill, you're name comes from the greek word amazing. I always love coming online to your sassy or hilarious comments on my profile. I can tell you anything and you may judge me with your muffins but oh well. I want to be Jill 2.0 bc you're amazing. Jill > Pretty much everyone else bc who needs people when I have you cookie. And Just to let you know, it's been nine months since we first met. Thank you Jill for being my friend. Thank you.

  18. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 1:42am UTC
    I can't tell you how many times I have imagined sleeping by you sometimes I get so wrapped up in it I reach out to hold your hand and then your not there and my heart aches

  19. xxnevershoutnever xxnevershoutnever
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 11:40am UTC
    i have no faith in human perfectability.
    i think that human exertion will have no appriciable effect upon humanity. man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.

  20. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
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    March 2, 2014 3:12am UTC
    & you play me like you play
    your favorite instrument..

:)

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