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XxShelbyyxX

Status: heey there gorgeous! (:

Member Since: 30 Dec 2011 10:13pm

Last Seen: 18 Sep 2012 07:30pm

Birthday: October 7

Location: Blue Slide Parkkkkkk.

Gender: F

user id: 257536

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1. XxShelbyyxX
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 2:34pm UTC
   The only reason i like going to Sam's Club is because of the free samples.
   who's with me?
   
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2. XxShelbyyxX
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 11:14am UTC
   "baby you light up my world like nobody else."
   well, you must be from the Teletubies, because that baby was legit the sun.
   
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3. XxShelbyyxX
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 11:07am UTC
   KEEP CALM
   &
   CALL BATMAN
   
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4. XxShelbyyxX
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 1:47pm UTC
   there's this really unattractive thing on my face called my face.
   
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5. XxShelbyyxX
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 3:23pm UTC
   W h e n s o m e o n e s a y s
   They don't like your favorite band,:
   "chose your death, ak47 or knife to the head?"
   
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6. XxShelbyyxX
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 3:15pm UTC
   ------------♥------------
   Regina George: The Vow.
   Karen Smith: Dear John.
   & none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
   ------------♥------------
   nmlk
   
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7. XxShelbyyxX
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 1:49pm UTC
   The Hangover:
   The only movie where we actually want to watch the credits.
   
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8. XxShelbyyxX
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2012 9:57am UTC
   Mom: Did you shower yet?
   Me: No, I was just at Seaworld.
   -true story
   
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9. XxShelbyyxX
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 3:48pm UTC
   i remember when Justice actually sold cute little girl clothes...
   nowadays, it looks like a hippie Ke$ha puked on a stripper's wardrobe.
   
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10. XxShelbyyxX
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:34am UTC
    You're running after something that you'll never kill,
    if this is what you want, then fire at will
    These lyrics have saved my life.
    - Thank you for the venom - My Chemical Romance
    Format by twilightgirl995
    
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11. XxShelbyyxX
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:08am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. XxShelbyyxX
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    naming the frog you disected in science after someone you strongly dislike.
    
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13. XxShelbyyxX
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Bucketlist:
    #1: finish a whole chapstick.
    
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14. XxShelbyyxX
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    today is 6/6/12 the day that the kids born on 6/6/06
    turn 6.
    
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15. XxShelbyyxX
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    • { disney } > reality.
    
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16. XxShelbyyxX
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    why can't the t-rex clap his hands?
    because he's dead.
    
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17. XxShelbyyxX
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Mama tried to raise a lady
    but daddy won
    dady raised a lady
    that doesn't take sh*t from
    anyone.
    
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18. XxShelbyyxX
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    what hurts the most is the fact that I know you're purposly ignoring me.
    format by sandrasaurus
    
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19. XxShelbyyxX
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    YOLO!
    unless you are Jesus...
    
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20. XxShelbyyxX
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    { clinomania }
    (n.) excessive desire to stay in bed.
    
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