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  1. mubz4lyf mubz4lyf
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 10:00am UTC
    If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the tooth fairy, and Santa Claus, then walk away like a boss

  2. fadedchances fadedchances
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 2:00am UTC
    Romeo: If I was thy boyfriend
    Romeo: I'd never let thou go.
    Romeo: I canst take thou places thou hath not been before.
    Romeo: And I can by thy gentleman.
    Romeo: Swagger swagger swagger.
    Romeo: Swagger on thou.
    credit: tumblr. this is too funny c:

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    When I was younger, whenever I saw a limo,
    I thought someone famous was in it.

  4. volleyballgirl24 volleyballgirl24
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:23am UTC
    Fav if you still say "Duck Tape" instead of "Duct Tape"

  5. lovelylauren123 lovelylauren123
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    ♥ That DEPRESSING moment
    when you actually look
    good at school
    and hes absent)

  6. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:00am UTC
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    Dear Witty, I personally think that you shouldn't have installed the chat. I'll never be getting off!
    But, I'm glad you did because I can actually talk to people and see how they really are.
    Everyone is super duper nice!
    <3.
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    *nmf

  7. haileyismybabee haileyismybabee
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    hi, my name is hailey, & i need help.
    i think im kinda fat&kids at school make fun of me becase my weight.
    for every "fave" i get ill do 100 crunches/push ups
    for every coment ill run 2 laps around my block.
    please help me. i need motivation..please;)

  8. indie4life indie4life
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:38am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. marisaaaaox marisaaaaox
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 1:45am UTC
    because you're amazayn just the way you are.

  10. .* .*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:31am UTC
    Google
    *Enters my own name here*
    Search About 1 result (0.23 seconds)
    Did you mean: A girl who thinks no one notices her
    Suggestions: Make sure all words are spelled correctly. Try different keywords. Try more general keywords.

  11. luciamalik28 luciamalik28
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:35am UTC
    Hello, My name is:
    Mrs. Zayn Malik

  12. Zaaraa225 Zaaraa225
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 5:04pm UTC

    I love Zayn Malik
    any one else?<3
    One Direction is life♥

  13. EmilyTBH EmilyTBH
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    Twitter: What's happening?
    Facebook: What's on your mind?
    Zayn Malik: VAS HAPPENING?

  14. onedirection_infection onedirection_infection
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 8:01am UTC
    "VAS HAPPENIN'?"
    - Zayn Malik, One Direction band member.

  15. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Why I Love One Direction...
    Liam: What makes a girl beautiful for you, Zayn?
    Zayn: I say it all the time, but that’s always a laugh, and you’ll probably laugh again…
    Louis: We NEVER EVER laugh…
    Zayn: Yeah you do
    Louis: No we don’t..
    Zayn: Yeah you do, but I think intelligence is very…
    *Boys Laugh*

  16. Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 10:23am UTC
    OneDirectionfacts#20
    Zayn wanted to call the album 'Zayn and the boys'.♥

  17. Zoe_ Zoe_
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    "Get on with life, because life gets on without you." - Zayn Malik.
    Credit: FaveFormats
    1Directioner(:

  18. iloveyouuux iloveyouuux
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 3:45am UTC
    Google
    Google Search: [Perfection]
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Advertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2011 - Privacy
    Did You Mean: Zayn Malik?

  19. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Interviewer: If you could date one of your bandmates who would it be and why?
    Zayn Malik: Louis. I just think I'd have the most fun with Louis.
    Louis Tomlinson: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OH I KNOW WHAT YOU DIDN'T MEAN THERE, BUT STILL!

  20. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 2:38am UTC
    Life is funny. Things change. People change. But you will always be you. So stay yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
    -zayn jawaad malik. <3

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