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  1. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 10:02am UTC
    When you look at me, I want you to
    Recognize what you had
    Regret what you lost
    && Realize you're never getting me back

  2. stolenmim9638 stolenmim9638
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 10:03am UTC
    Best pick-up lines ever (:
    1. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
    2. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!
    3. Excuse me, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
    4. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
    5. You must be the reason for global warming because you are hot!
    6. Can I read your T-shirt in brail?
    7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.
    8. I have skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?
    9. If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you would be called Mcgorgeous.
    10. If I told you that you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
    11. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    12. Are you wearing space pants, because your butt is out of this world!
    13. Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away!
    14. If you were my homework, I'd do you on the table.
    15. Is your name Campbell, cuz your mmmm mmmm good!
    16. Do you work for UPS, cuz I swear I just saw you looking at my package.
    17. Well theres the exit, will you go out with me?
    18. Baby, I'm like taco bell. I'll spice up your night.
    19. We should save water and shower together.
    20. If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
    Click the <3


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  4. greenstripes22 greenstripes22
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2010 3:16pm UTC
    Re-Looking
    That one conversation
    With him ♥
    With that goofy smile that
    you can't hold back

  5. lovelovelovelove lovelovelovelove
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 2:22pm UTC
    Bruno Mars should be a teacher,
    and teach boys how to
    treat girls. ♥

  6. oxabbsxo oxabbsxo
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 4:57pm UTC
    w h e n i t c o m e s t o q u o t e s ,
    marilyn monroe was a genius.♥
    "a wise girl -
    kisses but doesn't love,
    l i s t e n s but doesn't believe.
    and leaves before
    she.is.L E F T."

    love. <3 credit to charcharxo12 for the format.

  7. rawrritsaleeex rawrritsaleeex
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 7:24pm UTC
    When I'm with him...
    [everything just feels right]
    and for the first time in a while
    my smile isn't fake ♥
    format by newport_girl_7

  8. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 3:37pm UTC
    Since the first time I saw you
    I Knew You'd Be The One ♥

  9. cupiecakeexD cupiecakeexD
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 4:33pm UTC
    First Hannah Montana told her secret and now the Russo's ?!
    This just proves no secrets can be kept a secret forever.

  10. coolata coolata
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    Thank You
    Demi Lovato ; For showing us that we're all human.
    Christina Aguilera ; For telling us that we are beautiful.
    Lady Gaga; for showing us we can be different but still shine.
    Taylor Swift ; For helping us get through every heartbreak.
    Marshall Mathers ; For telling us it's ohkay to stick up for ourselves.

  11. oXHuntressXo oXHuntressXo
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 2:41pm UTC
    The best relationship is when
    you both know you're in love with each other,
    --->> yet you remain [friends] <<---
    & your feelings grow stronger everyday.

  12. JustAdayLonger JustAdayLonger
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    You fight, like a married couple,
    You talk like best friends,
    You flirt like first loves,
    Protect each other like brother and sister...
    Obviously it's meant to be

  13. runningforeverr runningforeverr
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    Based on psychologic study,
    a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
    love.

  14. alecruz8 alecruz8
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 10:51pm UTC
    He's the boy I wanna get stuck at the top of the Ferris wheel with..

  15. hawaiisurfergrl7 hawaiisurfergrl7
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 6:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. tigeeerrrxsofia tigeeerrrxsofia
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 3:22pm UTC
    that one guy,
    you're always gonna have feelings for.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know i_love_you_more_than_you_will_ever_know
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 9:00pm UTC
    That strong urge
    to murder
    whoever has a crush
    on the person
    you are in love with.


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  20. xXxTomanysecretsxXx xXxTomanysecretsxXx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 8:01pm UTC
    *A Real Relationship:
    Has fights. Has trust. Has faith. Has tears.
    Has hurt. Has sweet smiles. Has genuine laughter.
    Has snorts because of the laughter. Has weird, stupid,
    unnecessary arguments. Has patience. Has communication.
    Has secrets. Has jealousy.
    & most importantly, love. This is all
    just a mess that turns out beautiful & an
    experience that can never be forgotten.

:)

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