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  1. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 2:56pm UTC
    What if ...
    You unfave a quote?
    does it show up in the person's notifications and say:
    1 _____ has unfaved your quote.

  2. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 3:40pm UTC
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  3. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    I was going to
    Fave that quote
    Until you told me to

  4. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    Boy: Hey what's up?
    Girl: sorry, i can't text you. im grounded -_-
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: i took the eraser for big mistakes, and rubbed it on my sisters face.. it didnt even work.

  5. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    Boy: Hey what would you do if i broke up with you?
    Girl: I'd go back to my ex.
    Boy: THATS IT WE'RE DONE. shows how much you care about me! Looks like i wasted my time ):
    Girl: Heyy wanna go back out?
    I thought you said you were going back to your ex?
    Girl: you are my ex...

  6. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Math Problem:
    Max had 28 candy bars. He ate 24. What does mac have now?
    Diabetes. He has diabetes.

  7. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Guy: It's Over.
    Girl: WHAT?! AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU? YOU KNOW WAT, IT DOESNT MATTER CUZ I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND . SO HAH. YOU DESERVE IT.
    Guy: uh i meant the movie, you told me to text you when it was over..
    Girl: hah, how was it..?

  8. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Mom: Hey honey, what does (.Y.) mean?
    Daughter: in what context..?
    Mom: i'm in love with your (.Y.)
    Daughter: Oh Dad's in love with your eyes. Make sure you tell him you enjoy his 8===D smile

  9. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    Every girl wants to hear her guy say, ''The next girl I'll ever love will be our daughter.''

  10. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    " School is coming soon! Are you excited?!"
    "Hah, wait what?"

  11. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 7:24am UTC
    School today. Whooop .
    -_-

  12. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 11:31am UTC
    Close your legs,
    And, open your eyes. ♥

  13. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Confession #3
    my mom had a baby 12 years before me. he was born on valentines day and died the next day. i secretly wish i did have an older brother.
    i wish he was alive...
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  14. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Confession #2
    I really wish i had a guy best friend.
    i mean, i have guy friends but i want my bestfriend to be a guy.
    What sucks is that i go to a catholic school and i've known everyone there since pre-k and they don't think we are good enough. its almost like brother&sister relationship, but in a bad way.
    i wish it was different.
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  15. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Confession #1
    i had a dream that he was holding me around the waist. i felt so warm and protected ♥
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  16. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    For every fave
    I'll do a confession,
    cause i just happen to be bored (:
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  17. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    You Do it too #1
    running up the stairs really fast when its dark, and seeing if theres something behind you

  18. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    ♥lOvelOvelOvelOvelOvelOvelOve
    You're beautiful,
    it's true
    lOvelOvelOve ♥

  19. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 11:54am UTC
    A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
    The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
    "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
    "When I grew up I was BLACK, "
    "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
    "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
    "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
    "When I die I'll be BLACK."
    "But you sir."
    "When you are born you're PINK".
    "When you grow up you're WHITE, "
    "When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
    "When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
    "When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
    "And when you die you turn PURPLE.
    "And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
    The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

  20. Xoxwendyx3 Xoxwendyx3
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 11:31am UTC
    You're my
    everything.

:)

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